oh... sorry for the wait.

Riggin --- say it backwards. (with a southern united states accent)

Rotten Tanx wrote:
grandad: make the tea y'little cunt

uncle: I made it last time you lazy old cunt

grandad: get to fuck!

uncle: ah bollocks to ya

grandad: y'little gobshoite

Beautiful, Tanx, just beautiful.

My use of the cunt-word has increased a hundred-fold since I moved to Glasgow.

There was a great sketch on 'Chewing the Fat' where a Glaswegian father was explaining to his young son how 'There are two types of people in the world; people who can, and people who can't...' At this point a traffic warden walks past and the father points to the warden and says to his son 'Can't'.

Where the Hell did you find that picture?!

That's almost a spitting image of me aged 7. Glasses too. My mum took the wrapper off though (Trout!)

so fresh and so clean!