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I once had 268 saves in a 3 day hockey tournament. (I was going to be the next hasek.)

I've beaten contra without dieing (no codes) just me, my skills and super spread from start to finnish. I've only managed to beat it with 6 deaths after that. (I had 3 witnesses)

I was once told by an old friend of mines dad, that he would.. and I quote "you do that again, and I'll pull your ears down to your fucking ass!" I threw a bandaid out of the window in his car while we were driving home from hockey camp. I was only 13. (that was the most akward car ride I've ever been in)

I got arrested at a golf course that I was a member at for disorderly conduct. I was in 9th grade and me and my friend were golf rats, we would go every day. I missed a 2 foot birdie put and swung my putter at the ball and hit the green and took a nice chunk out of it by accident. The witnesses behind us said I had taken numerous swings at the ball, and intentionally hit the green. I didn't try to hit the green, and I only swung at it once. I was a junior member of the golf course, I would never intend to do that, but these guys were older so they took their word over mine. I had my rights read to me at the golf course. I ended up apologizing to the super intendent and did some community service at the golf course instead of paying the fine. (that was just ridiculous)

I got a 36 on the ACT, a 1590 on the SAT, and am currently in my 18th year of formal education without ever having gotten lower than an A in a class.

Wait, you said "cool".

Um.

I don't think there's a single cool or interesting thing about me, but there are tons of true things that are neither.

I have photographed former President Jimmy Carter, supreme court justice Anthony Kennedy and several girlfriends sans clothing...but not at the same time.

My dad recently loaned me $278!

I was arrested at the age of 13 for shoplifting Ozzy Osbourne's "Tribute" (on cassette). Before this, I managed to steal every Led Zep album (cassette again, actually) from "1" thru "In Thru the Out Door". (I was going for "Coda" after the Ozzy tape......I have yet to even hear that album). I have been banned for life from ever entering a Payless store. (That's what I was told anyway).

My wife does 99% of the cooking and cleaning at my house.

I own a beautiful German Shepherd.



The irony of the story is that I received the Ozzy album on CD for Christmas from my mother. It was my first cd.

full point wrote:I was arrested at the age of 13 for shoplifting Ozzy Osbourne's "Tribute" (on cassette). Before this, I managed to steal every Led Zep album (cassette again, actually) from "1" thru "In Thru the Out Door". (I was going for "Coda" after the Ozzy tape......I have yet to even hear that album). I have been banned for life from ever entering a Payless store. (That's what I was told anyway).

My wife does 99% of the cooking and cleaning at my house.

I own a beautiful German Shepherd.



The irony of the story is that I received the Ozzy album on CD for Christmas from my mother. It was my first cd.

Not sure, but I think you win.

man you people lead very boring lives

One of my Speed Graphic cameras was once owned by Weegee.

I have more film in my refrigerator than food, a fact my mother is none too happy about.

I am friends with several WSOP bracelet winners (incl. two world champions) and they have on occasion let me wear the bracelets.

I can still fit into some of the jeans I wore in high school.

I did a BBC Peel session and met the man with shit in my pants.

Last Sunday I won a Best Form trophy in a 1 day bowling tournament. I also won a six pack of Dead Guy beer and a bottle of wine.

chrissummerlin wrote:I did a BBC Peel session and met the man with shit in my pants.

I remember that story!!!

Fuckin' classic.