Whilst at university halls of residence myself and the bass player of the band I was in ate a whole load of minature indian snacks (little onion bhajis etc) but because we were steaming we didn't bother cooking them first.
So I am in bed with my long suffering lady of the time, Tor, and I am slipping in and out of conciousness constantly letting out these hideous wet farts until eventually she wakes me to suggest I might want to go take a shit.
The toilet was a 'wet room' kind of deal where its all tiled so I sat down and managed to successfully take a big poo (more than a few of you guys have done!). After this I felt really sick so I sort of sat there moaning and rolling my head around. Finally I gave in and decided to puke and because it was a wet room I thought "screw it" and just let the puke out onto the floor in front of me. I felt much better, pulled my pants up and got back into bed.
A few moments later the stench hits Tor and she puts the light on to note that I had actually puked in my boxers that were round my ankles on the toilet, before pulling up the weighty undergarments and squidging about a tonne of green raw indian food chunder into my cock and balls, which was now squeezed out onto my belly and most of the bed also.
classy. I think I might have told this story before in some thread on here along with the 'cum vs UV light' story. I apologise if I have...
I can't beat the 'wrong hole' story though, you (sir) have my admiration.
Most degrading thing you ve done when drunk.
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