Please could anyone tell me of the vicious/dangerous/should be annihilated off the planet factor for the English Bull Terrier? These:
Because I've been labouring under the delusion that these were the dogs you were referring to as pitbulls. There was a fucking massive one of these in my local shop at half six this morning, really big, attached to a man that really couldn't have controlled it if it decided to go apeshit. He was having a hard enough time trying to drag it into the shop as it was staring at me staring at it. And the man was
taking it into a fucking shop, where there were little boys preparing their paper-rounds, and other humans! After hanging about a bit in the cold, I went in. The man was in the queue, right next to other people! I waited right over in the corner, and the dog turned its massive pure muscle body round and stared at me again, proper staring me out with it's fucked up, cold, dead eyes. I thought at the time that it must be sensing my contemplation of it's breed's impending demise at the hands of humanity, and silently, quietly forming the seed that could translate in the next few seconds as the moment that the nice doggy flips and rips someone's face off, namely mine. I stood behind the stacks of papers and the woman sorting them out as the man dragged the dog out, a chuckle in his voice as he visibly heaved on the rope to get the dog to leave the shop with him. I said to the woman at the counter, "aren't they supposed to be illegal or something?" and she said, "I don't know, but it was an ugly bugger."
I saw my mother today and asked her about the law in Britain on pitbulls; she said that she thought it was illegal for them to be out without a muzzle. I then went to my brother's house, where he demonstrated my error via a google search. So the dog might have just been thinking 'what the fuck is he looking at?' My brother said he thinks that English Bull Terriers might be nice dogs, but they've always looked like mean bastards to me. And this one was without doubt the biggest I've ever seen - I didn't know they grew that big. Like it would fucking kill you in a second, with a useless chuckling man literally in tow.
Anyone?