Page 4 of 17
Your own Onion headlines
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:29 am
by scott_Archive
Area Twenty-Something Realizes Haircut Is On Backwards
Left-Handed Bassist Tired Of Complaining About Instrument Unavailability, Decides Instead To Pursue Longtime Dream Of Being Top-Notch Barista
Stoners Stoked At News That Volkswagen To Finally Reissue "The Thing"
Your own Onion headlines
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:21 am
by warmowski_Archive
Area Man Unsure When He Had Corn
Your own Onion headlines
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:01 am
by Andrew L_Archive
Elderly Demographic Refuses to Die
Buoyed by a steady tide of converts, experts say seniors aren't going away.
Allegations of "Dealt" Plague Co-Worker Who "Smelt It"
Annual Monster Truck Rally Continues to Disappoint
"All the cars are already crushed and there's no one inside them," say locals.
Your own Onion headlines
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:39 am
by Tree_Archive
Al Qaeda Operative Punches Osama Bin Laden in the Face, Wins Free iPod Nano
Your own Onion headlines
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:58 pm
by Angus Jung
Top Bush Aide: Slavery Reinstatement "Works For America"
Latinos, Asians To Join Blacks As Indentured Servants, Reflecting Administration's Commitment To Diversity
Rove asks assembled press, "Don't you treat a car you own better than one you rent?"
Your own Onion headlines
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:08 pm
by Andrew L_Archive
Second Amendment-Style "Right to Bear Arms" Popular in Newly Democratic Iraq
With freedom and democracy everywhere in bloom, local militias have enthusiastically adopted the spirit of America's Constitutional Second Amendment. "We believe a well regulated militia is absolutely necessary to ensure a free State," said militant spokesperson, Hikfat Shakir Ahmad.
Your own Onion headlines
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:18 pm
by i got this one_Archive
i like mom
Your own Onion headlines
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:19 pm
by electrons_Archive
Area Man Who Reads Onion Headlines to Friends Getting Sort of Annoying
Recent Studies Show That Chocolate is Impenetrable by Hurricanes
(i got this one, please make that video go away)
Your own Onion headlines
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:25 pm
by Tree_Archive
Country Star Suffers Sophomore Slump with "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Set Fire"
Above: A scene from Joe Nichols' video for "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Catch Fire", the less successful follow-up single to his smash country hit, "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Come Off"
Your own Onion headlines
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:44 pm
by whiskerando_Archive
Simpsons quoting now recognized as an American dialect
