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Suicide Girls

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:37 pm
by bomberz1qr20_Archive
I saw the SG live burlesque show on Halloween. For getting my wife out of the house to go drink beer and see boobies, I give them a hearty "NOT CRAP" vote.

The site is so-so, they do get cool interviews and they have some girls on there that are not bulemic. Meh.

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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:40 pm
by bomberz1qr20_Archive
AAAAAAAARGH wrote:I don't like suicide girls because I don't think very many of the girls are that hot. I came in here expecting that to be the general consensus but I guess I'm gay.


Aside from the obvious 80% of lame tattoos on them, at least there is a much wider range of body types that they allow. None of them really fit the Playboy/porn/Penthouse/etc ideal.

I think they need to put more chicks on there with no arms or legs. That'd be hella punk.

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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:41 pm
by Eksvplot_Archive
i occasionally -- okay, thirty-four times a day --- look at porn on the ole i-net. SG seems fine, but i think if i actually paid for porn, Fem Joy would be a better choice.

Suicide Girls

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:09 am
by Hosoi_Archive
There are three things wrong with this site, so far as I can tell.

1. They sell yoga pants. If you are the kind of person to go through the trouble of decorating yourself permanently, it makes no sense to wear fucking yoga pants. If you invest in your appearance, you cannot put aesthetics aside and wear yoga pants (unless you are doing yoga). Aesthetics don't relax or take a day off, if you believe in them, like these people appear to.

2. They expect that having Dave Navarro wear their merchandise will convince people to buy it.

3. There is a thing on each girl's section, a "Wishlist", where it links to a list of things you can buy for them on Amazon. This is creepy, infinitely more creepy than whatever else they do that is supposed to be creepy.

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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:24 am
by Shurat_Archive
Gramsci wrote:
Shurat wrote:
Gramsci wrote:
glueman wrote:Yes, she is....actually looking better than ever. Long live The Swiss Miss! Oh, she never got the respect that she deserved....


Swiss eh? Is her dad a money launderer?


This is a joke


You fucking NAZI


Whoa! It only too you 61 posts to break the Golden Rule.

That's a record!

I guess I have a bad impression of the Swiss from my Italian wife -they don't like you-... its all the mafia money you guys "clean"...


Look, if we didn't do it, some other cunt would. We're just doing our job, what we're good at. Being apolitical quasi-jews.

Is no-one going to post a link to the Suicide Girls website?

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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:30 am
by Bartok_Archive
Matt larcombe wrote:
steve wrote:I have had several Suicide Girls introduce themselves to me at shows. They seem to be pretty much like other girls, maybe more in need of attention from strangers. That fits with the radical hair, the piercings, the tattoos, the sexual bravado and the million other trappings of a conformist "outsider."

I'll agree with Tim that they look more "normal" to me than porno chicks, and in that sense are more attractive. I do not find Suicide Girls very effective as pornography though.




What DO you find effective as pornography?


why, why, why would you want an answer to that?

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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:49 am
by joshsolberg_Archive
BadComrade wrote:
steve wrote:I have had several Suicide Girls introduce themselves to me at shows.


This is the kind of thing that makes them crap.


No, I think it's all the fiber that makes them crap...
































... rimshot!

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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:19 pm
by tommydski_Archive
i'm actually surprised how often i post this.

thread over - godwin's law.

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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:34 pm
by John W_Archive
Quit trying to play Godwin with this thread.

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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:44 pm
by Tom_Archive
bomberz1qr20 wrote:I think they need to put more chicks on there with no arms or legs. That'd be hella punk.


There's a mens magazine called Broken Angels that should suit you just fine.
It's almost as good as Puritan