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But what has albini ever done for us?

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:40 am
by Marlowe_Archive
He invented rock.

Loretta wrote:Alright apart from the forum.

what has he really ever done for us?

But what has albini ever done for us?

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:59 am
by wellsyuk_Archive
tommydski wrote:he's over there....

Image


SPLITTER!

hehe, how on earth did you find that obscure jpeg? v.funny, great comedic timing too I must say.

But what has albini ever done for us?

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:35 am
by tommydski_Archive
it's about time someone realised my comedic ingenuity. for that particular joke, i started preparing about a decade ago when i co-founded a search engine called google, which soon became a multi-national corporation worth millions of dollars.

a few years ago i developed software that would also allow my users to search for images on the internet using the same search engine. i called this google image search. i used this software to good effect by writing in 'people's front of judea' and pressing search.

obviously, the entire thread has been meticulously planned and rehearsed by rysie and i for roughly five years on and off. so it wasn't so much good timing as rigorous practice and thorough planning. it isn't the kind of thing you can pull off without an amazing and dedicated crew so i'd like to thank champion rabbit, rotten tanx and soup alex for all their effort over the years. we'd also collectively like to thank our families whom we have been neglecting somewhat, as well as russ, steve and bradley for letting us use this forum for our art.

we aren't sure which globally renowned, internationally acclaimed phenomena to quote from next so if you have any ideas please PM either myself or rysie.

(ps - thanks wellsyuk, do you like brighton? i'm thinking of moving there soon...)

But what has albini ever done for us?

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:40 am
by Loretta_Archive
Are there any woman here?

But what has albini ever done for us?

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:08 am
by mrdfnle_Archive
I just want all of you guys to know that if I die : i want you to eat me. And now I will practice the art of not being seen.

But what has albini ever done for us?

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:24 am
by geiginni_Archive
Captured great rock on oxide coated film in a manner that isn't an abomination to art/brought the sensibilites of a true Recordist to rock.

Oh, and Loretta, you can't have babies....you don't have a bloody womb!

But what has albini ever done for us?

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:28 am
by Champion Rabbit
Loretta wrote:Are there any woman here?


No!

No...no...no.

But what has albini ever done for us?

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:35 am
by Loretta_Archive
Champion Rabbit wrote:
Loretta wrote:Are there any woman here?


No!

No...no...no.


Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--
[CULPRIT WOMAN stones MATTHIAS]

Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!

Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.

But what has albini ever done for us?

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:46 am
by wellsyuk_Archive
tommydski wrote:it's about time someone realised my comedic ingenuity. for that particular joke, i started preparing about a decade ago when i co-founded a search engine called google, which soon became a multi-national corporation worth millions of dollars.

a few years ago i developed software that would also allow my users to search for images on the internet using the same search engine. i called this google image search. i used this software to good effect by writing in 'people's front of judea' and pressing search.

obviously, the entire thread has been meticulously planned and rehearsed by rysie and i for roughly five years on and off. so it wasn't so much good timing as rigorous practice and thorough planning. it isn't the kind of thing you can pull off without an amazing and dedicated crew so i'd like to thank champion rabbit, rotten tanx and soup alex for all their effort over the years. we'd also collectively like to thank our families whom we have been neglecting somewhat, as well as russ, steve and bradley for letting us use this forum for our art.

we aren't sure which globally renowned, internationally acclaimed phenomena to quote from next so if you have any ideas please PM either myself or rysie.

(ps - thanks wellsyuk, do you like brighton? i'm thinking of moving there soon...)

wow, detail. Yes Brighton.. OK. Be warned, its bloody pricey here and if you're from London you are not allowed to move here. Fullstop.
Otter's noses? get 'em while they're hot they're lovely..
Bag of gravel?

But what has albini ever done for us?

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:28 am
by buzzsaw_Archive
I dont know about the rest of you but he made my band's new record sound so mammoth that if I rode a motorcycle, I would have to carry my balls in a sidecar