si-maro wrote:Mr Horsewhip. I have never ever heard your band until today, but for some reason I dreamt last night that I saw you play. You were one of the worst bands I have ever seen. You all were London scenester-types with fashion boy haircuts, playing a sort of Scissor Sisters-esque synth reggae with wailing emo vocals. You were horrible.

Happily it was only a dream, and having just listened to your myspace page, in reality you bring the rock. Thanks fuck for that....

You have made me laugh heartily over my Frosted Mini-Wheats. Thank you sincerely for that.

si-maro wrote:Mr Horsewhip. I have never ever heard your band until today, but for some reason I dreamt last night that I saw you play. You were one of the worst bands I have ever seen. You all were London scenester-types with fashion boy haircuts, playing a sort of Scissor Sisters-esque synth reggae with wailing emo vocals. You were horrible.

Happily it was only a dream, and having just listened to your myspace page, in reality you bring the rock. Thanks fuck for that....

No really, this is true. These are fake pictures of USS Horsewhip so that the more "rock" crowd will take them seriously. Most often, they look like this:

Hey this is cool news about you playing in Richmond.. where will that be and ..will it have an age limit??
just asking cause i had to get my mom to stay with me and my friend when we went to see wolf eyes and prurient at nanci rayguns.this was very strange because shes like a 50 year old ex hippie and she was really bewildered by the concept of a guy flailing around with really loud mics making feedback. it was great, she carried on a conversation with a drunk John Olson and Mike Conneley.

dekko spannish wrote:Hey this is cool news about you playing in Richmond.. where will that be and ..will it have an age limit??
just asking cause i had to get my mom to stay with me and my friend when we went to see wolf eyes and prurient at nanci rayguns.this was very strange because shes like a 50 year old ex hippie and she was really bewildered by the concept of a guy flailing around with really loud mics making feedback. it was great, she carried on a conversation with a drunk John Olson and Mike Conneley.

We're still working on that one, if you have any ideas, shoot them my way.

We always try to do all-ages, but as a struggling touring band, you kinda have to take what yo can get sometimes. Unless you're a cr00shal sXe hardcore band with killer merch.

Hey, has anyone in Chicago ever played at Cal's Liquors? We have a hold on a date there. Anone wanna play with us?

More confirmations! Thank you Jon and DJ.

Suggestions:

In Denton, TX: Rubber Gloves Rehearsal Studios, J & J's Pizza (seriously!), the 8th Continent.

In Ft. Worth, TX: Metrognome Collective, 1919 Hemphill, Wreck Room.

mb

Bump for added confirmations in Minneapolis, Chicago, and Boston.

If any of y'all Chicago bands want to jump on the Cal's Liquors show, please get in touch.

horsewhip wrote:Bump for added confirmations in Minneapolis, Chicago, and Boston.

If any of y'all Chicago bands want to jump on the Cal's Liquors show, please get in touch.

tell the guys at cals the Hi-Fi sent you... that is the place I broke a bottle in my back...

yaledelay wrote:that is the place I broke a bottle in my back...

In your back? What part of your "back" was the bottle in?

Mandroid2.0 wrote:

yaledelay wrote:that is the place I broke a bottle in my back...

In your back? What part of your "back" was the bottle in?

most of it was lodged in skin between my spine and my left sholderblade... my mom picked glass out of my back on mothers day, there were more than a few peices in... there was alot of blood and it looked nasty, but it didn't hurt much... I can show you the scar...