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32George Bush, you attempted to appoint "Madame" to the United States Supreme Court.
Say something nice about George W. Bush
33dabrasha wrote:His opposition to slavery is very impressive.
The fact that he has not killed me personally but has merely sent people unknown to me to their deaths is laudatory.
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34Has significantly reduced the limb surplus by increasing the amputee to non-amputee ratio in this country.
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35Mr. Bush, your daughters are mildly attractive in a slutty, drunken party-girl type of way. If I weren't about to get hitched, I'd take one for the team.
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36W will be out of office soon. Couldn't come up with anything nicer.
Say something nice about George W. Bush
37Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:George Bush, you attempted to appoint "Madame" to the United States Supreme Court.
Thanks for the nightmares, dick.
Hey. My name's Josh.
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38He has not vomited on any Prime Ministers or other heads of state.
He supports population control in Texas, the US and abroad.
He helps his friends make lots and lots of money.
What a swell guy, that GWB.
He supports population control in Texas, the US and abroad.
He helps his friends make lots and lots of money.
What a swell guy, that GWB.
Don't let the strawberry win.
Say something nice about George W. Bush
39He showed great poise by not having Steven Colbert killed for speaking out against the monarchy.
ChoCko is back in town!
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40GWB, I'm very glad that your motorcade slowed down in time and did not smoosh me on the corner of 17th St. NW and Pennsylvania Ave. that one time when I was driving an East German bicycle with shitty brakes and the traffic lights weren't working.
Thank you for sparing my life, Mr. President and your stealthy driver. You probably could have held off on the Secret Service guys pointing machine guns at me from SUVs and tall buildings post-9/11 when I was going to class but I still salute you for not pulverizing me with your large and speedy vehicle when I got in the way crossing the street during a "WALK" signal.
Thank you for sparing my life, Mr. President and your stealthy driver. You probably could have held off on the Secret Service guys pointing machine guns at me from SUVs and tall buildings post-9/11 when I was going to class but I still salute you for not pulverizing me with your large and speedy vehicle when I got in the way crossing the street during a "WALK" signal.
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
-Gustave Flaubert
-Gustave Flaubert