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Say something nice about George W. Bush
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 2:42 pm
by Shady Landlord_Archive
Meh. I no can eveect you.
Say something nice about George W. Bush
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 2:46 pm
by Bradley R Weissenberger_Archive
George Bush, you attempted to appoint
"Madame" to the United States Supreme Court.
Say something nice about George W. Bush
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 3:10 pm
by clocker bob_Archive
dabrasha wrote:His opposition to slavery is very impressive.
The fact that he has not killed me personally but has merely sent people unknown to me to their deaths is laudatory.
Say something nice about George W. Bush
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 11:32 pm
by alex maiolo_Archive
Has significantly reduced the limb surplus by increasing the amputee to non-amputee ratio in this country.
-A
Say something nice about George W. Bush
Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 11:38 pm
by KeithV_Archive
Mr. Bush, your daughters are mildly attractive in a slutty, drunken party-girl type of way. If I weren't about to get hitched, I'd take one for the team.
Say something nice about George W. Bush
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 12:32 am
by rocker654_Archive
W will be out of office soon. Couldn't come up with anything nicer.
Say something nice about George W. Bush
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 12:36 am
by choppy_Archive
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:George Bush, you attempted to appoint
"Madame" to the United States Supreme Court.
Thanks for the nightmares, dick.
Say something nice about George W. Bush
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 12:42 am
by prplmtngal_Archive
He has not vomited on any Prime Ministers or other heads of state.
He supports population control in Texas, the US and abroad.
He helps his friends make lots and lots of money.
What a swell guy, that GWB.
Say something nice about George W. Bush
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:25 am
by glynnisjohns_Archive
He showed great poise by not having Steven Colbert killed for speaking out against the monarchy.
Say something nice about George W. Bush
Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 3:31 am
by Mandroid20_Archive
GWB, I'm very glad that your motorcade slowed down in time and did not smoosh me on the corner of 17th St. NW and Pennsylvania Ave. that one time when I was driving an East German bicycle with shitty brakes and the traffic lights weren't working.
Thank you for sparing my life, Mr. President and your stealthy driver. You probably could have held off on the Secret Service guys pointing machine guns at me from SUVs and tall buildings post-9/11 when I was going to class but I still salute you for not pulverizing me with your large and speedy vehicle when I got in the way crossing the street during a "WALK" signal.
