i'm probably too young to experience the worst life has to offer. i imagine these tasks would be pretty shitty though.

-passing a kidney stone
-shitting with a hemaroid
-attempting to avoid a prison rape
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oil wrote:i had to resist writing first world problems since apparently parking a bike isn't a first world problem.

Well, not exclusively first world, anyway.

itchy mcgoo wrote:I could write poetry about the warm tingly feeling I get when someone is snipping at my mop.

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Too bad there's not a way we could start some sort of pool, where we trade these tasks off on other members. Sorta like, I'll do your cat box, if you call my mom.

Lemuel Gulliver wrote:Too bad there's not a way we could start some sort of pool, where we trade these tasks off on other members. Sorta like, I'll do your cat box, if you call my mom.

Better yet, you can call my cat box if I can do your mom.

(Thanks, I'll be here all week. Please tip your bartenders)

-A

Peripatetic wrote:Returning phone calls that you know are going to be hour long exchanges of, "so what else is going on?"

I don't know about that, seeing as how my brother and I have that very same phone conversation every weekend. I enjoy those, as I haven't seen any member of my family in a year.

haircuts are the worse since I cut my own.
making a resume, which I should be doing now.
shopping for food, since I have to ride my bike and carry
bags in 1 hand while I steer with the other.
getting a new license, since mine has been expired for so
long, I have to retake the test.

and oh yeah,
telling a girl you are with, that she needs to freshen up better before I go down.

I agree with everyone that as already mentioned finding a job and moving. These are my two least favorite tasks to do.

Luckily, in my present situation, I shouldn't have to do either one for quite a while.

Cleaning, mowing the lawn, getting a haircut, talking to awkward creepy people. . . all this is weak bullshit compared to finding a job or moving.

itchy mcgoo wrote:I could write poetry about the warm tingly feeling I get when someone is snipping at my mop. And you detest this?

I know what you speak of. I want to know what this is. I dont necessarily get it while getting my hair cut, but I get it other times when watching someone work on something with their hands. It's a sharp tingle sometimes that starts from the back of my head and goes down my body. Generally it's just a buzz I get from watching someone work on something. The last time was watching a women decorate a cake. It's a fairly rare occurance, I used to get it more when I was younger. Unless what you are talking about is specifically hair related and you are overjoyed with the fashion part of it. Then I feel like an ass

walkerduct wrote:haircuts are the worse since I cut my own.

I dunno, I enjoy cutting my own hair. It's like painting. With hair.

I do agree on resumes, it's like making a catalog of your own failures. pain in the taint.

itchy mcgoo wrote:Stagnant periods in relationships.
Long flights.
Thankless bosses.
Self-loathing.

These, all of these, suck with the self-serving aplomb of a hundred porn-stars. Happily, all of these things fall neatly into one shitty, soul-killing category:

I file them all under DIVORCE.

Then I sign whatever check or contract is put in front of me and think about more important things. Like poker and ZZ Top.