Pissed

or

On the piss

I use these often as well as

Ring me up

I'm/he/she/you're sixes and sevens.

Sixes and sevens? What?

Bent as a nine-bob note.

Up the Garry.

I couldn't be arsed.

"To Let"


Ha! You limeys are just ONE letter away!

To "snog" or to have "snogged" or to be "snogging"...

"Bleedin' gorgeous"
"Up your bum"

"I'll knock you up in the morning."

Dodgy. As in, "There are some dodgy blokes working at Guitar Centre."

"He's talking shite, mate."

"Daft as a brush."

"I'm a jazz saxophonist." (Possibly Scottish and not English at all)

Bollocks. "There was just one problem with this plan..."
"What was that?"
"It was bollocks." Final episode of Black Adder series IV.

Cheeky. "She's a good employee - not cheeky, does what I tell her to do."

Cunt (in the sense of motherfucker) "There are some real racist cunts around here." - Black man from London commenting on nationalist skinheads in the Czech Republic.

"She just needs a shag, mate." -on an irate department store checkout lady.

Cranius wrote:

Gramsci wrote:All mouth and no trousers.

Fur coat, no knickers.

Fur coat, no knickers refers to one appearing well heeled but without the finance to back it up.

Bobbins!

Meaning turds. Because of the shape.

Overheard at a supermarket checkout in Hull:

"So, do you fancy him?"

"Nah, I wouldn't touch him with a shitty stick"