Arson Smith wrote:We're this far into the thread and nobody has mentioned "Booty Calls" yet?

For shame.

Booty Call from a hottie = NOT CRAP!

Booty Call from a not-so-hottie = NOT CRAP! (with arbitrary )

Your "buddy" calling up just to ramble bullshit at you in the dead of night = CRAP!

It's called "Caller ID" for a reason, folks... learn it, live it, love it.
(and if you show up as 'Unknown Caller' - frankly, you don't exist)

This makes me realize that it's been a LONG time since I've had a middle of the night booty call. This is probably a very good thing.


I'm also not a fan of the style of cell call where someone asks "Hey, guess where I am" and unintelligible music fills the phone. For the record, Mission of Burma, The Pixies, Sonic Youth and Phish (don't ask) sound the same live through a cellphone.

If you drunk-dial me, and it is after the appropriate call-time window, you will not be my friend for much longer.

If my phone rings in the middle of the night, someone better be dying, dead, or on fire.

burun wrote:If you drunk-dial me, and it is after the appropriate call-time window, you will not be my friend for much longer.

If my phone rings in the middle of the night, someone better be dying, dead, or on fire.

"Hey, Burun. Guess what?!? I'm totally wasted and, get this, my arm is on FIRE!!! It looks awesome but smells really, really bad."

I love getting drunk dialed. My best friend lives in LA and he does it to me all the time and it's hilarious. I miss that guy.

And my girlfriend, who lives in Boston, enjoys it when I drunk dial her. I score points with those.

I really thought my drunk-dialing days were over, but apparently not completely.

Recently, a particular picture of Gaby Hoffman reminded me of someone, and I left a drunko voicemail to that individual, who, it must be noted, returned the call and tolerated some minutes of rambling in a very gracious fashion. And here is the picture in question:



So a while later I noticed that in perhaps the mojority of other pictures, this actress is maybe (how-do-you-say...) not quite so 'photogenic'... so I hope that the gracious lady did not think I was taking the piss, or making fun.

so hot, sometimes.



NOT CRAP.

I take it as Friend Drunk Dial: Questionable - Crap
Since they usually call to tell me how much fun I'm missing.
Booty call: Not Crap. She may be drunk, but I don't care.

BUT, what about what happened to me just last night... THE RANDOM ASSHOLE YOUR EX GAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER TO PRANK DRUNK DIAL!!!!

OH! Fuck them. Fuck all of the people who think it is cool to call someone they don't know to bug them because of someone's unresolved issues. CRAP CRAP CRAP.

I called him back. A lot. And I'm going to continue to. For eternity. For being an idiot.

Octopus Alaska wrote:BUT, what about what happened to me just last night... THE RANDOM ASSHOLE YOUR EX GAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER TO PRANK DRUNK DIAL!!!!

OH! Fuck them. Fuck all of the people who think it is cool to call someone they don't know to bug them because of someone's unresolved issues. CRAP CRAP CRAP.

I had a similar problem this past week. it has been very difficult to keep a positive attitude with this kind of bullshit going on.

so receiving a nice drunk dial at the end of a shitty week really helped.

hope you get a good one soon.

I usually end up prank calling 80s noise rockers.

oof, the drunk dial from last night was made by a dear friend I've been arguing with/ignoring for a few days, and vice versa.

this morning, they didn't remember the lovely resolution of our goddamn argument last night, so we had to resolve the exact same fucking thing this morning on the phone again! ugh. it was not as good the second time.

my head hurts from this. still, so funny.