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Maker of Treats: Little Debbie
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:46 pm
by bart favre_Archive
my band in high school was called Big Debbie.
Maker of Treats: Little Debbie
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:09 am
by Mazec_Archive
Makes sense.
I have a feeling she's not so little anymore.
Maker of Treats: Little Debbie
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:48 am
by DNA Concept_Archive
Not Crap, but Little Debbie can't really hang with Tastykake.
Your other snack cakes, your Hostesses and what have you, they're pulling up to the stoplight and trying to psych one another out, revving the little engines (nnnnn nnnnn) in their mom's car and waiting for the light to turn green. Tastykake comes up in the outside lane in a kandy 1974 Barracuda with a fucking airplane motor under the hood (a deep visceral whubumwhubum), drops it into gear and peels out (GNNNN bbbbrrrrrrrrr) right when the light changes, while Hostess and Little Debbie gawk and drool.
Maker of Treats: Little Debbie
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:40 pm
by burun_Archive
Eating the S'mores now.
"No Assembly Required"
Slightly disappointing. Even when chilled in the freezer.
Maker of Treats: Little Debbie
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:10 am
by thyklopth_Archive
japmn wrote:If you say crap you have Herpes.
Microwave 3 Cream pies for 25 seconds and put a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top.
Wait- is that a cure for herpes?
Maker of Treats: Little Debbie
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:54 pm
by Red Square_Archive
starcrunch and oatmeal cremes are my favorite...oatmeal cremes are the moist vaginas of the cookie world...
Maker of Treats: Little Debbie
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:14 pm
by ubercat_Archive
How can you people eat this shit?
Maker of Treats: Little Debbie
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:14 pm
by llllllllllllllllllllllll_Archive
I hate these fucking things.
Maker of Treats: Little Debbie
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:31 am
by warmowski_Archive
Behind her benign smile lurks a core harder than steel:
Little Debbie Big Pack Honey Buns
Ingredients: Enriched bleached flour (wheat flour, barley malt, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid) water, sugar, palm oil, partially hydrogenated soybean and cottonseed oil with TBHQ to preserve flavor, dextrose, yeast.... agar, emulsifiers (datem, mono- and diglycerides, soy lecithin), calcium sulfate, calcium propionate and potassium sorbate, ascorbic acid, azodicarbonamide, calcium peroxide, amylase enzymes, natural and artificial flavors (contains lemon), colors (annatto extract, titanium dioxide, turmeric).
-r
Maker of Treats: Little Debbie
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:13 am
by lemur68_Archive
warmowski wrote:Behind her benign smile lurks a core harder than steel:
Little Debbie Big Pack Honey Buns
Ingredients: Enriched bleached flour (wheat flour, barley malt, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid) water, sugar, palm oil, partially hydrogenated soybean and cottonseed oil with TBHQ to preserve flavor, dextrose, yeast.... agar, emulsifiers (datem, mono- and diglycerides, soy lecithin), calcium sulfate, calcium propionate and potassium sorbate, ascorbic acid, azodicarbonamide, calcium peroxide, amylase enzymes, natural and artificial flavors (contains lemon), colors (annatto extract, titanium dioxide, turmeric).
-r
For the gluten-intolerant, the wheat flour & barley malt would get them long before the heavy metals.
Hey, no corn syrup though!