How do you get a nun pregnant?
You fuck her.
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32Ty Webb wrote:What's the worst part of pedophilia?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit. (Fucking A, I'm going to hell.)
What's the best part of paedophilia?
Your dick invariably looks really big next to their arse.
(Fucking A. I'm not going to hell, cos it doesn't exist.)
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33All this talk of knobs has steamed me up.
Keep it cummin'.
Keep it cummin'.
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34Enough sick jokes. Start talking about math rock so as not to piss off the German with monomathrockmania.
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35Every one of these jokes has been told in the other joke thread. Kerble must be spinning in his condo.
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
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37What's the best part about having an eight year old girl in the shower?
You can slick her hair back and she looks like a boy.
You can slick her hair back and she looks like a boy.
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38What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead hookers?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
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40What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
A dead baby in a clown suit.
- Andy