ironyengine wrote:

Chris G wrote:Way back in my youth, when those "MEAN PEOPLE SUCK" stickers were new, I snuck up to someone's car, neatly razored the SUCK off, and reapplied it above the MEAN so that it read

SUCK
MEAN
PEOPLE

I have done this same thing! I have also rearranged the words into:

PEOPLE
SUCK
ME

My awesome friend Maysan gave me a sticker which I affixed to my first car which read

RUDE
PEOPLE
SKANK

Yeah, laugh it up guys, but I miss that sticker.

My current car has one sticker. A donut, and beneath, in small letters, "Glazed". Cars 2 and 3 had no stickers. Car 4 came with an American flag, which I left on. No bands (so far).

I had a "Viva La Difference!" on my old car for many many years. I loved that car.

No stickers on 'ol white-y. Makes it look more like a rental.

Crap in most cases.


I do have a GBV sticker on my dash. No stickers on the outside of the El camino. She is much too pretty to be tarnished by my taste in music or
political affiliation.

The hijacking of Bill Waterson's comic for such asinine behaviour makes me want to fling feces at them.

In southern Ca. it has become a trend to have a verbal memorial on your back windshield of a Homey who has passed on. I.E. in olde english font..........

Johnny"Lil Ignorant" Menendez, Killed in the line of representin' Gangster
Douchedom. 1975-2005.


I have nothing against grieving, i'm just not going to turn my automobile into a mobile memorial to inform the plebes. Who could give a shit anyway.

I used to own a 95 Ford Escort.
I put an "I BRAKE FOR MONSTER BOOTY" sticker on it that my friend got with some booty rap mix cd.

How about putting those shitty family stickers on the back of your cruiser? You know the ones- the whole fam' done in stick-figure style with the pet thrown in...that is CRAP. Much worse than putting some obscure band on.

i want a zilgian sticker.

The suction cup Garfields or signs that say "Baby on Board" rival any sticker out there.

there is a christian talk radio station in Houston that had their bumper stickers everywhere a few years ago, fucking lincolns and cadillacs everywhere with a sticker that simply said

God Listens.


the station letters were below and in smaller type. i hated these stickers. i wanted to make a companion sticker so bad, if i had money i would have done it. i was going to make a sticker that looked the same as theirs and put them on the cars unbeknownst to the owners. my sticker was to read:

And Laughs.

it was just a sweet pipedream i had. if i won the lotto, i would have followed through with it.

Chris G wrote:Way back in my youth, when those "MEAN PEOPLE SUCK" stickers were new, I snuck up to someone's car, neatly razored the SUCK off, and reapplied it above the MEAN so that it read

SUCK
MEAN
PEOPLE

And it looked stock, too. Dig it.

Also, when Dole was running for president, I X-Actoed a bunch of that guy's stickers to say OLD, with the missing "D" covering the "E."

Tee hee! I'm so naughty!

My pal Johnny Walker* had a nice razor-fest with a "Don't mess with Texas" sticker that ended up as "Me shit on Texas".

I also remember seeing more than once cars with "Waterloo Records" stickers razored up to become "Wool taco".

Good Times.

*no - he does not have "brothers Black & Red"

Band stickers on your car are obviously crap unless it's something along the lines of this: