"I am the shit that happened."

Broken condom

all daddy wanted is a blowjob

http://www.tshirthell.com/babyhell.shtml

you can't go wrong with that site

You're ruining my potential future.

There's a nice little stall in Leeds Corn Exchange that does baby clothes. Last time I was there I got Welsh Richie's kid a Misfits thing (what are they called? All in one thing, not a jumpsuit) and Big Dan's son a 'Hippies Smell' t-shirt.

I suggest:

When I become intelligent I'll wish I'd been born a cat

Of course I'm gorgeous, I'm a fucking baby

Any time now I'm going to vomit and shit my pants. And you think I'm cute, you idiot.

Winston Churchill fan club

When DocAwk et al. had The Pop Machine, I was really hoping they would come out with baby merch that said "Poop Machine".

"Pro-Choice"

alandeus wrote:C-sections aren't for pussies.

Ha! My favorite so far. I know someone has[had?] an online bizzzzz with a baby shirt that reads:

My mother wears combat boots

"Brother Shamus"

On an actually serious note, a friend of mine in DC makes cool clothes for cool babies, if you actually want something more on the cool side than the baby-as-vehicle-for-obscene-joke side. Here.

I bought a romper suit for my newly arrived nephew from the neighbourhoodies place. It was pink with a picture of Bob Dylan smoking on the front and the slogan "Time I need a changin'".