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Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:20 pm
by Cranius_Archive
Gilding the Falafel
The Fudge-Tunnels of Cherbourg: A Pederast's Handbook (aka Adventures of a Child-Smasher)
9-11: It Happened Exactly How They Said It Did
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:20 pm
by clocker bob_Archive
cjh wrote:The Osmonds, of course, were Morons.
No.
cjh wrote:Confess, You Roamish Pumpkin.
No.
cjh wrote:Dismantled Pope.
Yes.
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:22 pm
by clocker bob_Archive
AlBStern wrote:Yes, I licked it and no, I'm not sorry.
No.
AlBStern wrote:How I got that key to fit.
No.
AlBStern wrote:That summer I wore those adult diapers.
No.
Sorry.
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:23 pm
by itchy mcgoo_Archive
False Jews in Space!
Little Holly and the Warm Toilet
Pregnant From Finger-Banging: The Joy Micheleit-Tracy Story
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:24 pm
by johnnyshape_Archive
Old Mother Fucker
Have Correct Travel Documents, Will Travel
In A Sexual Way
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:24 pm
by Marsupialist_Archive
clocker bob wrote:Marsupialist wrote:New Humans made of Gas!
Yes.
Marsupialist wrote:Coven of witches elected mayor of Chicago suburb
No.
Marsupialist wrote:Fat women now illegal in Nevada
No.
Ok scratch my no's, keep my yes and add these:
Peeping tom invited in, given massage
Pitchforkmedia.com purchased by Google, deal said to be worth over 300 dollars
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:25 pm
by clocker bob_Archive
Justin from Queens wrote:New 6-Series Bimmer Unveiled on French Riviera; 12 Die in Riots
Yes.
Justin from Queens wrote:Glen Burton - "My Plan to Stabilize Iraq"
Yes.
Justin from Queens wrote:Apologetic Stevie Wonder Admits He Could See This Whole Time
Yes.
Justin from Queens wrote:This feels like tryouts for the Onion.
= Justin
A lot of these titles read like hazy memories of old Onion headlines.
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:26 pm
by clocker bob_Archive
Cranius wrote:Gilding the Falafel
No.
Cranius wrote:The Fudge-Tunnels of Cherbourg: A Pederast's Handbook (aka Adventures of a Child-Smasher)
No.
Cranius wrote:9-11: It Happened Exactly How They Said It Did
Yes. I'd be helpless not to read that bullshit.
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:29 pm
by clocker bob_Archive
itchy mcgoo wrote:False Jews in Space!
Yes. Entrants should probably stop waving red flags at me- I think that's cheating.
itchy mcgoo wrote:Little Holly and the Warm Toilet
Yes.
itchy mcgoo wrote:Pregnant From Finger-Banging: The Joy Micheleit-Tracy Story
Yes.
Made Up Story Title Nomination Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:31 pm
by clocker bob_Archive
johnnyshape wrote:Old Mother Fucker
No.
johnnyshape wrote:Have Correct Travel Documents, Will Travel
Yes.
johnnyshape wrote:In A Sexual Way
No.