Noodles wrote:Bears making porridge.

or nosy blonde white bitches.

ooh! it's too hot! ooh! it's too cold!


that's not your fucking porridge, asshole.

That's pretty much of a crazy weird shit.

Im not a person who believes in ghosts and such, so Im trying to think of something real/logical. When you got back home(the stove happening), your cats were scared of something? or did they act all normal. For example, a friend of mine has a cat, few months ago, his apartment got broken into, he found his cat hiding behind the washing machine, shaking.
Could be that someone is pulling a leg on you? I know a guy(the same one with the cat and apt. broken into) might do a trick like that to me. Did you trick any of your friends lately? or even not lately, but you did a nasty trick to them?

if they weren't scared, it's just strengthening my opinion, that's it's someone you know, you're cats are used to him.

btw, did you or didn't you lock your house?

as for cats hissing and running away from something, animals, especially cats, are sensitive to to weather changes and some other "mother-nature" happenings. Like earthquakes for example. A huge snow storm is similar in a way to an earthquake.

I pretty much think that it's someone pulling a leg on you. If it was a thief or a hobo/homeless, he'd break into your studio and steal everything. If it's a friend who's fooling you, he won't get into the studio cause that will totally freak you out, and you might call the cops. that's why he's sticking to your house and not to your studio.
Look for foot prints, if it's snowing, or even if it's just wet, there are probably some foot prints at the house entrance, you can see if it's different foot prints than yours.

Think of his next step, he "took" a shower, turn on the stove, do you have a fire place? he might set fire in there next time. or might turn on something else which is connected to warmth/heath.

I sound like inspector gadget, but without the gadgets.

Mike,

Definitely set up a video camera when you're gone. It'll either catch the perp, or freak you out even further. Either way, you'll have hard evidence that something IS going on (and we can all watch). Hopefully, it won't capture some hobo whacking off into your carton of milk or something.

Good luck.

mike,

at least one of the scenarios you mention involved fresh snow. I know you are a smart enough russian to know that humans leave footprints in snow, an it should be easy to identify something like that.

ghosts generally don't leave footprints, but if they're wearing snowshoes (as ghosts generally do) you'd be able to identify that.

do your cats smoke a lot of weed?

I think where you live sounds nice








Do you do drugs?

dude, you are fucked.

i dont do drugs.

during the shower incedent, the ground was warm and the snow melted.

my cats don't do drugs, well that' not entierly true.


i am quite sure that it was not a joke. It's not funny. I am fairly confident that it was a maliscious attempt to fuck something up seriously. Somebody came in to my house to specifically turn on the stove (which is an electric burner btw). They were not interested in taking any of my possessions (there was a laptot, a nice hi-fi, CDs, records, etc). My guess is they were hoping a cat would jump on the stove, and freak out, knocking down the wooden shelf right above it and starting a fire.

I cannot think of any other explanation.

My cats are very used to people. They used to live in the studio. They dont get freaked out by human beings of any kind.


Does anyone know nything about dusting for finger prints? IS three days later too late?

mike

I don't know if the cops could get useable fingerprints off of a burner, especially if you've turned it off. Dusting for fingerprints is very dirty. Plus, if you've had other people you know in the house, their prints will turn up, etc.

I lived in a house once that had previously been inhabited by heroin addicts. After I moved in, they continued to break in and steal my stuff. The cops dusted for prints, but couldn't do anything about the prints because since those assholes had lived there before, the prints were considered inconclusive.

I also have a friend who lived in a house that was most definitely haunted and the stove thing happened to him, too. He moved out not long after that.

Chris Garges
Charlotte, NC

MTAR wrote:Does anyone know nything about dusting for finger prints? IS three days later too late?

mike

It's never too late to buy a gun. I'm not a big advocate or anything, but if someone's coming into your home and ostensibly attempting to destroy it, I think you're within your rights to defend yourself (and your cats).

cgarges wrote:I also have a friend who lived in a house that was most definitely haunted

Well that's that unexplained anomily crossed off the world's greatest mysteries list.

Ghosts most definitely real - the end.