It's ordered. Get the fuck over here, 'sup.

i've seen the stooges song on the soundtrack.

holy shit is it out already?!

Red Square wrote:holy shit is it out already?!

will be released worldwide (except Japan) on 29 April 2008 for both PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360.

There is no way my PC will be good enough for this. Vice City was very good IMO, but flatness of the city took a lot of fun out of it compared to GTA III.

emmanuelle cunt wrote:There is no way my PC will be good enough for this. Vice City was very good IMO, but flatness of the city took a lot of fun out of it compared to GTA III.

i don't think that gta4 will be released on pc, but maybe.

Marsupialized wrote:I was scared it was an Arab when they first show the dude, I ain't playin' no A-Rab game.

You should snatch up one of those nifty Operation Desert Storm themed games that came out in the early Nineties. That way you could shoot imaginary brown people unrepentantly.

There's this NES game called Platoon, based around the movie -- perhaps you've played it -- and it entails going around shooting flat-headed brown people in the jungle. In place of a life meter, the game boasts, I kid you not, a "Morale" indicator (the more Asians you kill, the more your morale goes up)... Good thing that game sucked for other reasons too.

I don't care much for computer games but I played the shit out of San Andreas for a while. I cheated, however. If you didn't use a jetpack it would take half an hour to drive round that fucking mountain and over to the next city. And fuck earning money or any of that crap.

I'll get hold of this new game eventually (when my brother buys it), find out all the cheats and then still take 3 months to finish it.

Rotten Tanx wrote:I'll get hold of this new game eventually (when my brother buys it), find out all the cheats and then still take 3 months to finish it.

Ah, the brother angle. This is a good angle. I spent years being the anglee (happily), but those days are long gone.

If I were to even propose getting an Xbox and a TV it would play on, I think my wife's head would actually explode.
You should have seen her trying to figure out some way not to buy an electric coffee bean grinder....looking for some kind of antique hand grinder. 'There's gotta be some way to make this coffee making process harder and more time consuming'
I have been trying to slowly warm her up to the idea, pointing out the huge billboards all over town advertising Grand Theft Auto.
'Hey, check that out. Everyone's talking about how awesome it's gonna be. You play as a Russian gangster'
'What a waste of time'

Dammit.