Phrase: " Yo Mama"
31arthur wrote:Don't cut it for work don't cut it to look normal, people who feel offended by your nearly-30-with-long-hair face should just fuck off.
Phrase: " Yo Mama"
32arthur wrote:Don't cut it for work don't cut it to look normal, people who feel offended by your nearly-30-with-long-hair face should just fuck off.
Phrase: " Yo Mama"
33Jeez, would someone please start with some examples already?
I'll start with the classic Yo Mama's so fat:
Her blood type is "Ragu."
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
She puts mayonaise on aspirin.
Her ass has its own congressman.
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.
When she dances she makes the band skip.
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live
When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she yells "Oh YEAAAAHHH!" and comes crashing through the wall.
She can't even jump to a conclusion.
Her nickname is "DAMN!"
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Can we do without "yo mama" insults? I'll let these examples speak for themselves.
Now, who wants to do "ugly?"
-A
I'll start with the classic Yo Mama's so fat:
Her blood type is "Ragu."
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
She puts mayonaise on aspirin.
Her ass has its own congressman.
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.
When she dances she makes the band skip.
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live
When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she yells "Oh YEAAAAHHH!" and comes crashing through the wall.
She can't even jump to a conclusion.
Her nickname is "DAMN!"
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Can we do without "yo mama" insults? I'll let these examples speak for themselves.
Now, who wants to do "ugly?"
-A
Phrase: " Yo Mama"
35Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kickin' a can down the street and I hollered, "What, you movin'?"
Phrase: " Yo Mama"
36Your mama is so poor, I kicked her down the street and she couldn't do anything about it because she's poor.
kerble is right.
Phrase: " Yo Mama"
38cervixFORaHEart wrote:i dont know what dates youre talking about, kerble.
Every post has a date.
This thread was started with its first post. The first post was made in 2004.
Most of the 'your mother' references your search will turn up were made after this thread was started.
Understand?
This is one of the old threads that you would be referencing if someone actually started a new 'your mother' thread.
Which nobody did.
god. everyone was right about you.
you really are a pathetic asshole.
I don't know for a fact that you are alone in thinking this, but you are at least in the distinct minority.
