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Miracle Whip rules.

Fuck Mayonaisse. Fuck it in it's eggy, oily ass.

Peripatetic wrote:Miracle Whip rules.

Fuck Mayonaisse. Fuck it in it's eggy, oily ass.

So you do use mayo with your blow-up doll . . . you just don't eat it, capiche.

As far as I'm concerned, both mayo and The Whip are garbage. Get that shit out of my gym, homies. Equally horrible and disgusting substances.

JC23by5 wrote:Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip are two completely different things that taste nothing alike. Just because they look the same doesn't mean they are the same you retards.

EXACTLY - they are completely separate entities. How would you ever think of them as even semi-interchangeable?

I bet you same idiots drink Yoo-Hoo and complain about it being shitty "chocolate milk".

154 wrote:

oh, i have to say that my favorite (as far as taste, not even pretense) of mayonnaise, pretend and real, is vegannaise (not nayonaise, just vegannaise)... holy crap, so good. pricey, but very tasty

being a vegan, i wish i could agree with you, but i think that stuff tastes like chalk. it's ok mixed with other stuff, like dijon mustard or tartar sauce ingredients, but still.. no thanks.

actually, i may be thinking of Nayonnaise, can't remember..

i am going to guess it was nayonaise, which sort of tastes like butt cheese. dude, you are a vegan, try veganaise, just trust me. it's the refridgerated one, not the one found on the shelf. it's so tasty. quite creamy, not chalky at all. and i am very much a meat eater, so it's not like i have to eat the stuff.

oh, and on another note: mayo IS the best with a bologna sandwich (my favorite... much, much better than a squirrel run over by a dump truck and smoked with dung, thank you very much). how can people be haters of mayo? you no eat egg salad sandwich? tuna sandwich? chicken salad sandwich? that is almost inhuman. i have met many people who do not like the mayo, and it always comes off as a little bit insane to me. i, at the sandwich shop, must always say, "extra mayo please."

One of my most vivid early memories involves sitting at the counter while my Mom prepared a sandwich for me. I remember her dipping a butter knife into a Miracle Whip jar getting ready to spread it on the bread. Before she did so, I caught a whifff of it. I protested profusely and adamantly. The smell utterly, completely disgusted me. I was 5. Since that experience, I have not willingly ingested mayo or Miracle Whip. They both smell rank and activate my gag reflex.

Miracle Whip - crap

Mayonnaise - crap

On top of that, I'll add a "crap" vote for ketchup, all vinegar and sugar laced salad dressings, including America's favorite: ranch. Also, sour cream, cream cheese, horseradish and other such products that contain the vinegar and sugar combination get my "crap" vote (I know, I know, sour cream and cream cheese don't have any vinegar, but they're nasty, slimy shit).

Condiments involving the vinegar/salt combination are just fine with me. The most common is yellow mustard. No dijon, thank you.

i like it now and then.

not crap.

Miracle Whip is disgusting. I do not want my sandwich or salad to be sweet.

Ughh, neither. Keep your weirdo jars of grease the damn hell off my food.

When I die and am being punished by my lord and master Satan, I will probably dine on nothing but mayonnaise and onion sandwiches.

crap. it's similar to cool whip versus homemade whipped cream: once you've made it and know how easy it is and how massive the return is, it's hard to imagine going back.

alton brown has a recipe for making your own mayonnaise whenever you need it, and it's easy. it takes maybe a try or two to get the hang of it (you may even have to throw out the first attempt and start over), but once you do it's fast and easy and much, much more flavorful.