Childish Beliefs
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:00 pm
I thought tomorrow was a day of the week between wednesday and thursday for a longer time than i care to admit.
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Childish Beliefs
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:41 pm
I thought David Essex's "Rock On" was a good song.
Childish Beliefs
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:50 pm
I used to think that Fred Basset,
cartoon/comic strip dog, was actually called Fred Bastard.
My mum and dad (to their credit) found this charming. For a bit.
cartoon/comic strip dog, was actually called Fred Bastard.
My mum and dad (to their credit) found this charming. For a bit.
Childish Beliefs
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:01 pm
Marsupialized wrote:peed from butts is a decent emo band name
maybe the only time marsupialized has actually been funny
Childish Beliefs
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:53 pm
When I first found out about the Earth and gravity, I thought if I jumped i would land in South America since the earth was spinning so damn fast.
I thought our dog had a secret life when I went to school.
I thought my mum was the Gate keeper to EVERYTHING because she worked at a gate house that weighed large trucks.
I believed my first year teacher was a volcano because I heard my mum joke that she would erupt at any moment. She used to get really mad and shout.
I believed my sister was a vampire and every time I jumped off the top bunk, I thought she would bite my feet.
I thought our dog had a secret life when I went to school.
I thought my mum was the Gate keeper to EVERYTHING because she worked at a gate house that weighed large trucks.
I believed my first year teacher was a volcano because I heard my mum joke that she would erupt at any moment. She used to get really mad and shout.
I believed my sister was a vampire and every time I jumped off the top bunk, I thought she would bite my feet.
Childish Beliefs
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:23 pm
Until about a year ago I thought the flat earth theory imagined the earth as a cube, not a surface.
I'd never thought about it much, but I know (I know).
I'd never thought about it much, but I know (I know).
Childish Beliefs
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:33 pm
Marsupialized wrote:Colonel Panic wrote:Marsupialized wrote:I used to think life was fair and if you were good to people good things would happen for you
Hah! How long did it take for that particular bubble to burst for you? (and please relate the event that did it)
Well, when I was a young one I had these neighbor kids, 3 brothers.
We hung out so much that we were all like brothers really, all day every day. We were as tight as friends could be. Their father got shot and killed when we were very young and my family kinda pitched in and was helping to raise them as there were 3 sisters as well on top of the 3 crazy brothers for the now single barely speaks English mom to have to worry about. We were wild of course, like all little male children are....the brothers were just a tad bit more wild than I. One day we are driving home from somewhere in the back of their mom's station wagon and the craziest brother says he is going to open the car door and leap out like a stuntman, roll on the ground and run off... we are going probably 40 miles an hour down Harlem when he says this. Now as cool as the idea was I had to caution him against it. I said it wasn't a good idea and at least wait till we slow down a little. I warned him that he could be seriously hurt. He is having none of that, opens the door and leaps out just like that. Long story short he indeed is injured quite severely.
At the hospital later all holy hell comes down on me from every angle, my parents are screaming at me, their mom is going nuts...I can't figure out what I had done.
Turns out that to avoid punishment for doing something so stupid, all 3 brothers had told anyone who would listen that I had pushed him out of the car and tried to kill him.
There were even cops involved, it was a big mess.
Never talked to them again, was a full on cold war between the two households after that....and to this day my parents still belive that I pushed him out of the car and tried to kill him.
So yeah that whole episode really changed my entire outlook on human beings and life in general.
Is that what did it (put that colossal chip on your shoulder)?
I had no idea you were such a pussy.
Childish Beliefs
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:02 pm
MrFood wrote:Damn, I just remembered a good one... this is kinda sad actually, but absolutely true nonetheless...
I thought humans lived forever.
I also believed I would live forever, and I still do. Haven't been proven wrong yet.
Childish Beliefs
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:07 pm
focker wrote:MrFood wrote:Damn, I just remembered a good one... this is kinda sad actually, but absolutely true nonetheless...
I thought humans lived forever.
I also believed I would live forever, and I still do. Haven't been proven wrong yet.
Life is unsurvivable.
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:23 pm
Great! There goes my “I'll-take-over-the-entire-world-given-enough-time” plan I had goin'. Damnit all to hell!
Ok. Let me scratch off a few of these to-do items...
Fly in a spaceship to another galaxy, check.
Beat Steve Vai in a guitar duel, check.
Eat a 1000-year-old Twinkie, check.
Have sex with someone other than myself, check.
Outlive Keith Richards, check.
Shit, this is going to take forever!
Ok. Let me scratch off a few of these to-do items...
Fly in a spaceship to another galaxy, check.
Beat Steve Vai in a guitar duel, check.
Eat a 1000-year-old Twinkie, check.
Have sex with someone other than myself, check.
Outlive Keith Richards, check.
Shit, this is going to take forever!