This is the only dish pictured so far that I would balk at on sight.
The others, I'd belly up to.

That one with the guys face superimposed on the roast, doesn't
really bother me.

Rog wrote:That one with the guys face superimposed on the roast, doesn't
really bother me.

I kind of figured it was Photoshopped. Still funny looking.

Pizza that tasted like jam. Only takeaway open on Bank Holiday Sunday in remote part of Scotland. Yes, we ate it.



We had been drinking a little though.

Also, the little smiley face spam roll stuff: the jelly they use as a glue to seal the darker bits and lighter bits together is rubbish so when you serve slices of this (I used to work on a delicatessen counter) the eyes frequently drop out of each slice as you pick it up with the tongs, usually in front of the child whose parents ordered it causing much upset.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:
Eggs Benedict (it looks as though they are coated in Cheez Whiz and someone tried to give them eyes):

Looks pretty good to me...

honeyisfunny wrote:

Neil is as happy as a little girl!

John George Peppers wrote:

Those had better not be hot dogs on the outside of that fucking pizza.

Johnny C wrote:

John George Peppers wrote:

Those had better not be hot dogs on the outside of that fucking pizza.

Don't worry, I'm pretty sure those are just dicks.

honeyisfunny wrote:

Mandroid2.0 wrote:
Eggs Benedict (it looks as though they are coated in Cheez Whiz and someone tried to give them eyes):

Looks pretty good to me...

You're British, aren't you?

This maybe a bit off-topic, but today at the grocery store I decided to buy a package of these:



I get back to my place, starving, and open them up. I don't know if it's this batch, or what, but they smelled pretty bad. After microwaving and eating one and a half, I realized that they tasted bad too. The smell really ruins them though, overall. Don't buy these!

However, if you live in the metro-Atlanta area and would like 2 and 1/2 (for free, i'll even throw in a beer!) vegetarian eggrolls, PM me.