I admire your candour, if nothing else.

Whatever.

I have now definitely decided to be cremated when I die.

"They do it to you when you're dead!!!! Ohhhhh!! Ohhhh!!"

This is how it goes: You interview an attractive women, she is rude to you, so she gives you a french kiss as an apologise at her gig in the evening. That is, if you're Tommydski

I'd see a band called Corpse's Pecker.

Don't listen to these quasi-Republicans, iembalm, what with their prudish, neo-Victorian, ooh-look-at-me-I'm-so-alternative-I-can't-believe-you-flattered-a-dead-man's-package moralising.

It's a good thing to remember the dead through their natural endowments. A fine and noble thing indeed. In fact, you might have suggested to the family that such a thing is commemorated on the headstone.

As far as questions for the famous, try these:

"what are your influences?"

"how did you get started?"

"did you know you're hot?"

"you know that time, when you did that thing? That was awesome"

There you go. Journalism.

I interviewed Chuck D once. I tried to be all smart and asked him how he felt about Fear of a Black Planet being archived in the Library of Congress. I suggested that this was great, because there was a recognition from the institution of the progression of black music from the field recordings of Leadbelly and so on right up to the Bomb Squad.

He accused me of being racist.

Try not to be accused of being racist. That's my tip.

Corpse Pecker, that's a good band name.

emmanuelle cunt wrote:This is how it goes: You interview an attractive women, she is rude to you, so she gives you a french kiss as an apologise at her gig in the evening. That is, if you're Tommydski

That's still a great story, by the way.

Ekkssvvppllott wrote:Corpse Pecker, that's a good band name.

Yeah, their logo could be a crow or a vulture.

Ekkssvvppllott wrote:

emmanuelle cunt wrote:This is how it goes: You interview an attractive women, she is rude to you, so she gives you a french kiss as an apologise at her gig in the evening. That is, if you're Tommydski

That's still a great story, by the way.

I think I would let Chan Marshall say horrible things to me about myself if the payoff was a make-out session, ah who am I kidding I would let most people say horrible things to me if tounge kissing would later be involved.