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I am going to kill myself in 90 days. What else should i say? This blog is not a cry for help or even to get attention. It's simply a public record of my last 90 days in existence. I'm not depressed and nothing extremely horrible has lead me to this decision. But, does it really have to? I mean, as an atheist I feel life has no greater purpose. My generation has had no great depression, no great war and our biggest obstacle is beating Halo 3. So, if I feel like saying "game over", why can't I? Anyway, I hope you enjoy my thoughts as the clock runs out. Also, if blogspot takes this down before i'm gone just go to www.90dayjane.com. Please don't attempt to "help" me. If you want to truly help, please send me ideas on how to do the deed. thx-Jane


Total bullshit hoax by some Christian nutjob. I've never met an atheist who spoke like that.

There's lots of Christian nutjobs out there who would be sick enough to do something like this.
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steve wrote:Looks like a right-wing Christian hoax. The introduction sounds like a modern heathen character development paragraph from a Left Behind novel.

Those gratuitous dressing room video shots seem a little out of place for run-of-the-mill Xtian hype, but yeah it could be some Jesus group trying to appear 'edgy' or something.

This Chuck Palahniuk misquote definitely points in that direction:

90 Day Jane wrote:My generation has had no great depression, no great war...

You'd think that at least they'd try to find a quote that's somewhat relevant... That Fight Club shit is so mid-'90s.

johnnyshape wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:I bet it's some fucking movie or shitty TV show on UPN or something, building up some 'internet buzz'


Aye. The fact that this is the umpteenth time I've heard about this sort of suicide pact/cult thing on the interweb, but apparently this is the first one that's 'blowing up' makes me very suspicious indeed.

Yeah, when those kinds of things are the real deal, they seldom 'blow up' until after the bodies have been found and the headlines made.

But yeah, I'm guessing it's all a big hoax. Pretty fucking lame.
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Most people who kill themselves don't leave notes. They just want out.

I think I'd like to meet her. She might be an interesting depressive. Her dressing room videos are hot.
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Rimbaud III wrote:
cjh wrote:
madmanmunt wrote:Total rip-off of Chris Morris' Blue Jam.


Not only that but he committed Richard Geefe - The Suicide Journalist to print as a column in The Observer.

Nine years ago.


Beat me to it.

Well worth a read for those that haven't seen it before.

I was going to quote this one too. And the Richard Geefe column itself was a parody of the (authentic) John Diamond cancer journal (Nigella Lawson's husband at the time). Maybe that's mentioned in the links - I'm too lazy to check.
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