because its made of loads of shit that shouldnt be in a fucking pizza. thats that mystery solved.

Marsupialized wrote:Ok, does anyone else out there go to white castle and get chicken rings to throw on their frozen pizza? Drizzle some garlic ranch dressing on top of it.
I learned it from an old stoner roommate of mine, oh man is that good stuff.

I definitely need to try this. I bet that jalapeno cheeseburgers on pizza would be stellar. Also onion chips.

Seriously, how did I never try this? Soon.

Oh, by the way, fuck all y'all Totino's haters -- them good.

Rick Reuben wrote:For real? Spinning the pizza while it cooks makes a big difference?

I shit you not. I remember making fun of this product before receiving it as a gift. It seems to cook more evenly than the oven and lets me get the crust as crispy as I like. When the cheese is done on top switch off the top lamp and let the bottom get how you like it! It even makes this satisfying "tick-tick-tick-tick" sound that lets you know pizza is coming!

Don't get me goin' about Pizzazz!


Only downfalls:

1) Awkward to store/transport unless you're a massive stoner, in which case you'll give it a dedicated spot on your kitchen counter.

2) does not (to my knowledge) accommodate non-round pizzas. Sometimes I see these square pizzas and think "maybe I'd like to eat a big square tonight instead of a big circle.." but it's never worth the sacrifice of not using the pizzazz.

I "Pizzazzed" the new USSA record today. Tasty!

totino's party pizza = excellent

what a party you're having when you eat this one tiny pizza in six bites all alone.

still, heavy misnomenclature aside, great pizza.