Hey, in defence of my gender- i lived in a house with four women for a couple of years- y'all can be pretty rough too.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:

Dindon Shazwan wrote:

Mandroid2.0 wrote:

Dindon Shazwan wrote:I just wish men's piss wouldn't stink so much that even though I clean my toilets all the time, it still smells like old urine most of the time. It really makes me sick.

Bleach. Soak. Scrub.

I DO ALL OF THAT ALREADY, AND STILL.

Lemon juice? Vinegar?

God. Men are vile creatures...

My housemate gives some guys a run for their brown money.

I think the cleanliness of one's toilet says a lot about an individual. When I was living on my own, you could - had you wanted to - have eaten your dinner out of my shitter.

Rimbaud III wrote: I think the cleanliness of one's toilet says a lot about an individual. When I was living on my own, you could - had you wanted to - have eaten your dinner out of my shitter.

seconded. i don't know if i'm a rarity or bucking the trend but i like myself a clean toilet/shower/general bathroom area and will put in the work to make it so.

the 'my shit/piss don't stink' attitude of some posters here is pretty fucking hilarious.

AAAAAAAARGH wrote:Carelessly sitting on the gross part of the seat below the lid is a greater probability for a girl than for a man, simply because they must sit down every time.

There are exceptions:

Heeby Jeeby wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote: I think the cleanliness of one's toilet says a lot about an individual. When I was living on my own, you could - had you wanted to - have eaten your dinner out of my shitter.

seconded. i don't know if i'm a rarity or bucking the trend but i like myself a clean toilet/shower/general bathroom area and will put in the work to make it so.

the 'my shit/piss don't stink' attitude of some posters here is pretty fucking hilarious.

Please, move into my house.

This is how it should be.

simmo wrote:In my experience, in situations when I have been able to directly attribute a floater to a culprit, that culprit has been a woman.

Hence my hypothesis.

From empirical observation, I agree with Simmo. An ex-housemate, a lovely, elegant and refined woman, was a particularly frequent (and undoubtedly unknowing) culprit, but I have known others.

is this girl with the pyroclastic shits the same ignorant housemate you were on about a couple of weeks ago? if so you really got yourself a contender for worst housemate on your hands.

we had a girl stay with us for 6 weeks who did nothing but bitch, moan, eat my food, bitch about how food in italy was better than MY (FREE) FUCKING FOOD, moan, cost me money, bitch about my friends/girlfriend, talk to my dog in a language my dog obviously didn't understand, and smoke my shit without asking.

i would take her back in to my house quicker than i'd live with the dirty Crap-atoa you got on your hands. get rid of her and we'll talk!

Yes, this is the same housemate. She 'cleaned' on Saturday morning. This involved a cursory wipe of the toilet, bath and sink (with the same unrinsed cloth) and running a dirty mop over the floor.

I am too scared to touch things in my own house.

Rimbaud III wrote:When I was living on my own, you could - had you wanted to - have eaten your dinner out of my shitter.

I will back up this claim. Rimbaud's house was the most immaculate single-male dwelling I have ever visited, up until two weeks ago.

I think he was responsible for making me decide to not go gae.

wrong post!