Have you ever wanted to write a hit song, but can't read or write music? You don't have to! Top Hollywood producers and radio programmers are looking for poems to be turned into hit songs today!
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If your poems are good enough, we'll offer you a special deal to put your words to music and produce a track (song) that will get worldwide airplay!
Ever wished you could have your own myspace music page?

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Tascam 414 (all analog!)
Yamaha DJX
Fender Telecaster
Shure SM-57
Samson C-15 *studio* condenser mic
ART *professional* tube mic preamp
BOSS GE-7 Equalizer
Cakewalk Music Creator (lots of plug ins!)
Windows XP Home edition

Forget about those other studios that charge hundreds of dollars for recordings that will never become hits. If your poems are good enough and you have what it takes to make it, let us help you make your dreams come true!

murderedman wrote:Have you ever wanted to write a hit song, but can't read or write music? You don't have to! Top Hollywood producers and radio programmers are looking for poems to be turned into hit songs today!
Send your poems and receive a FREE EVALUATION!
If your poems are good enough, we'll offer you a special deal to put your words to music and produce a track (song) that will get worldwide airplay!
Ever wished you could have your own myspace music page?

Check out this list *professional* *vintage* and *state of the art*
Tascam 414 (all analog!)
Yamaha DJX
Fender Telecaster
Shure SM-57
Samson C-15 *studio* condenser mic
ART *professional* tube mic preamp
BOSS GE-7 Equalizer
Cakewalk Music Creator (lots of plug ins!)
Windows XP Home edition

Forget about those other studios that charge hundreds of dollars for recordings that will never become hits. If your poems are good enough and you have what it takes to make it, let us help you make your dreams come true!

This is hilarious, by the way..when actually read at announcer-speed, I mean.^


Have a couple other (benign) things to say here but I just got hit by another wave of euphoria so my not-so-critical faculties are so-so all of a sudden.

But in the non-message board world, I'm all the better for it.

I love working hard and playing hard simultaneously...Being disciplined and indulgent at the same time. Lotta fun. Such a luxury to have the time to develop one's art, though I've certainly cut my corners, and so has Tony (he's not at all rich for instance, Vance - a bit of a cheap shot..did he ever say he OWNED that Studer? It's okay, really...I'm just sayin').

Oh and Steve, Don't hold Tony's use of the expression "sale" against him too much - promotion isn't his forte. Rather he's all about music. It's good tip, though.

murderedman wrote:Have you ever wanted to write a hit song, but can't read or write music? You don't have to! Top Hollywood producers and radio programmers are looking for poems to be turned into hit songs today!
Send your poems and receive a FREE EVALUATION!
If your poems are good enough, we'll offer you a special deal to put your words to music and produce a track (song) that will get worldwide airplay!
Ever wished you could have your own myspace music page?

Check out this list *professional* *vintage* and *state of the art*
Tascam 414 (all analog!)
Yamaha DJX
Fender Telecaster
Shure SM-57
Samson C-15 *studio* condenser mic
ART *professional* tube mic preamp
BOSS GE-7 Equalizer
Cakewalk Music Creator (lots of plug ins!)
Windows XP Home edition

Forget about those other studios that charge hundreds of dollars for recordings that will never become hits. If your poems are good enough and you have what it takes to make it, let us help you make your dreams come true!

The hundreds part, actually I think that's what sealed the deal.

Reading that litany of bad equipment is kind of depressing though. Makes me think of peopel out there -- scumbags, I mean -- who are duping kids out of a chance to make a good recording by taking their money in order to poorly document them. People who aren't actually qualified, I mean.

Ekkssvvppllott wrote:Reading that litany of bad equipment is kind of depressing though. Makes me think of peopel out there -- scumbags, I mean -- who are duping kids out of a chance to make a good recording by taking their money in order to poorly document them. People who aren't actually qualified, I mean.

So glad you enjoyed my goof, but that really is my equipment. Sigh. That doesn't mean we can't make some big hits though. Send me your poems!
I'm accepting gear donations at this time.
Cakewalk's MC3 is a great program BTW, and it's dirt cheap!

murderedman wrote:

Ekkssvvppllott wrote:Reading that litany of bad equipment is kind of depressing though. Makes me think of peopel out there -- scumbags, I mean -- who are duping kids out of a chance to make a good recording by taking their money in order to poorly document them. People who aren't actually qualified, I mean.

So glad you enjoyed my goof, but that really is my equipment.

LOL

Oh and I'm sure one coudl do a lot with that, but it sounded really underwhelming all the same, given the context.

tonysaxophone wrote:Sound Sound Studio in milwaukee is running some spring/summer deals.

we have Studer A827 2in 24 track.
pro-tools hd up to 24/192
neve console(baby neve)
lots of mic pre's
demeter, telefunken original V72's
API, manley.
GML Parametric EQ's.
Stienway grand piano from late 1800's
hammond organ with the Big leslie
compressor's like, tube tech, la-4's
1176's , summit audio. and most important
we have an orange and black massage chair.
and lots of other goodies.
we are running some super deals right now.
normal rate is $65.00 and hour.
our special is. get ready.
800 dollars for 5 days. we are also offering some other
deals that are to good to post.
call tony. at
414 640 3508
get in now before this ends,
we are only taking a limited number of bookings
at this rate.

You might be a nice guy who is excited about your place, but this belongs on tapeop.com, not here. Your equipment, as advertised, is comparable to ours, and you are fishing for buisness on our website with lets make a deal offerings. Kind of stupid right?

listen. i mean no disrespect to EA. some of the best we have in the industry come in and out of there. but lets face it. bands are poor. people are poor. its expensive to make a record.

Your studio is more expensive than ours!

and i highly doubt that my studio is going to take away any buisness from steve or greg or anyone else at EA.

I don't. People are singing your praises.

also i do think that the prices at EA are very reasonable for what you get. (one of the best studios in the world, imho).

Yes

i was just letting you fine folks in chicago know
about my place.

Why? If they can record at your studio, they certainly can record here, with you engineering even.

and i run this special maybe twice a year till i get about 4 or 5 bands for it. kinda of a way to give something back to all the musicans and bands that have supported me and others i know over the years. times are rough. shouldn't i be able to give back something. and let some bands who other wise would have to go the laptop way a chance to record at an actual studio? and yes i have been a member since 2005. and just becuase i dont post doesnt mean i dont have an opinion, i just keep the negativity to myself. i mean shit are we not all in the same fucking club? i have been to some studios where they practically charge you to take a fucking shit in their bathroom. fuck that.
why can't a musican help out another musician? if EA was offened by my origianl post. i am sorry, but i would think that they dont really give a fuck, as i doubt that EA has to compete against anyone.
tony scholl

There are about 2 bands for every studio in Chicago.

-Bad Cop

Greg, if I may, I believe the reason Tony originally posted here is that I told him that there was some guy on the EA board who was spamming his studio in Milwaukee and who was going about it in a hopelessly immature way, and then I made the mistake of telling Tony, "It would be funny if everyone on there thought that that was you for some reason, seeing as how there aren't all that many studios in town."

Tony can answer for the rest, but I'm pretty sure it was an honest mistake on his part -- there's a fair amount of protocol here and much of it is learned from actually posting, y'know? Plus, Tony is, truth be told, developmentally disabled. He can't read! I can say anythign I want to about him here -- RIGHT HERE -- and unless his Aunt Ethyl relays it back to him, he'd never know that it wasn't glowing praise!

But yeah, lesson learned and all that.

Nothing to see here, people.