I don't do any of this stuff, I don't think.
You know what's real bad, as Mandroid can probably attest? Paper money.
And the air. The air is pretty bad. And any surfaces that people touch, those are pretty bad.
Wiping your ass with the TP you used to cover the seat seems eminently counterproductive.
There's nothing magically impermeable about toilet paper. If anything, you are putting those dreaded dried-pee-n-asscheek cooties directly on your butthole, instead of your asscheeks where they belong.
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32tmidgett wrote:Wiping your ass with the TP you used to cover the seat seems eminently counterproductive.
There's nothing magically impermeable about toilet paper. If anything, you are putting those dreaded dried-pee-n-asscheek cooties directly on your butthole, instead of your asscheeks where they belong.
I wholeheartedly concur. I shuddered when I read that post.
As I have attested in another thread, I use only one square per stool. I wipe in a spiral, starting at the anus and working out until I reach the hairless crests of my gluteus maximii, but avoiding the perineum (ask Mike Watt). This outward pattern ensures that no foreign material from the cheeks enters my rectum, and allows for the brief pleasure of digital insertion at the beginning.
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33Lonesome Bulldog wrote:As I have attested in another thread, I use only one square per stool. I wipe in a spiral, starting at the anus and working out until I reach the hairless crests of my gluteus maximii, but avoiding the perineum (ask Mike Watt). This outward pattern ensures that no foreign material from the cheeks enters my rectum, and allows for the brief pleasure of digital insertion at the beginning.
And here I thought 'front to back' about covered it!
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34I never do this, the toilet paper mummifying the toilet seat thing, however, I do seem to find myself in worrying situations sometimes. Please let me explain. It's a bit embarrassing, but, well, often public toilets aren't very...I dunno, I guess...ergonomic where my physical attributes are concerned. There's nothing worse than attempting to drop a deuce while your dick is resting comfortably on cold porcelain. So gross. Sometimes I will try to at least rest it on top of the toilet seat, but that feels unnatural. Plus, what if you have to pee while you're squeezing one out? For now I've grown accustomed to either holding it with my hand (so as to keep it hovering), or, to not sit completely on the seat (so as to keep it hovering).
Advice?
Advice?
murderedman wrote:Your problem is your bloc attitude.
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35Heeby Jeeby wrote:Wow, a lot of people with a lot of serious fucking hang-ups.
Redline wrote:Not Crap. The sound of death? The sound of FUN! ScrrreeEEEEEEE
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36H-GM wrote:I never do this, the toilet paper mummifying the toilet seat thing, however, I do seem to find myself in worrying situations sometimes. Please let me explain. It's a bit embarrassing, but, well, often public toilets aren't very...I dunno, I guess...ergonomic where my physical attributes are concerned. There's nothing worse than attempting to drop a deuce while your dick is resting comfortably on cold porcelain. So gross. Sometimes I will try to at least rest it on top of the toilet seat, but that feels unnatural. Plus, what if you have to pee while you're squeezing one out? For now I've grown accustomed to either holding it with my hand (so as to keep it hovering), or, to not sit completely on the seat (so as to keep it hovering).
Advice?
I saw the pictures referenced in the other thread and my advice is this: stop lying.
= Justin
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37H-GM wrote:I never do this, the toilet paper mummifying the toilet seat thing, however, I do seem to find myself in worrying situations sometimes. Please let me explain. It's a bit embarrassing, but, well, often public toilets aren't very...I dunno, I guess...ergonomic where my physical attributes are concerned. There's nothing worse than attempting to drop a deuce while your dick is resting comfortably on cold porcelain. So gross. Sometimes I will try to at least rest it on top of the toilet seat, but that feels unnatural. Plus, what if you have to pee while you're squeezing one out? For now I've grown accustomed to either holding it with my hand (so as to keep it hovering), or, to not sit completely on the seat (so as to keep it hovering).
Advice?
Simple. Take a copy of this in with you:
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38Rimbaud III wrote:H-GM wrote:I never do this, the toilet paper mummifying the toilet seat thing, however, I do seem to find myself in worrying situations sometimes. Please let me explain. It's a bit embarrassing, but, well, often public toilets aren't very...I dunno, I guess...ergonomic where my physical attributes are concerned. There's nothing worse than attempting to drop a deuce while your dick is resting comfortably on cold porcelain. So gross. Sometimes I will try to at least rest it on top of the toilet seat, but that feels unnatural. Plus, what if you have to pee while you're squeezing one out? For now I've grown accustomed to either holding it with my hand (so as to keep it hovering), or, to not sit completely on the seat (so as to keep it hovering).
Advice?
Simple. Take a copy of this in with you:
I LOL'ed! Seriously! I audibly let out one big Alf-guffaw. It was awesome.
Salut!
murderedman wrote:Your problem is your bloc attitude.
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39As a bunch of other people have said, it's usually pretty unnecessary to cover the toilet seat. I used to do it and the only thing that happened was I got toilet paper stuck to my ass, and you pick up way more germs from handles and other stuff you touch with your hands.
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40its not about germs and bacteria, but the simple fact that sitting on an unprotected toilet seat is like touching bare asses to the last twenty people who sat there. shit flecks, dried piss crystals, ass hairs, crack sweat, dead skin...who cares if it carries bacteria, that's stuff that simply should not mingle twixt the asscheeks of strangers. shitting in a public toilet is an absolute last resort, but when i must, donut all the way.
i also find it ridiculously odd that most humans obsess over cleanliness via bars of soap, hand sanitizers, and a two step hair cleansing process, and yet we've decided that its okay to clean the dirtiest part of our bodies with nothing but tiny pieces of paper. how do you think fecal matter gets on lightswitches in the first place? we're all disgusting (except the french).
i also find it ridiculously odd that most humans obsess over cleanliness via bars of soap, hand sanitizers, and a two step hair cleansing process, and yet we've decided that its okay to clean the dirtiest part of our bodies with nothing but tiny pieces of paper. how do you think fecal matter gets on lightswitches in the first place? we're all disgusting (except the french).