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Uncle has in fact played with Tom Herman, which gives him some super hero points in my book, but 'sup, well he has a special place in my heart for making me laugh during some of the worst times in my life.

Gotta go with an emotional vote here...'sup.

Notice a trend, punk ass?

LL Marsupial J, what can I say?

Marsupialized wrote:Notice a trend, punk ass?

What's really funny about that is it took so damn long for you to actually be able to say that. And since I voted for you and, presumably you did too, I wouldn't get too cocky in the assessment of yr fellow PRFers.

But that's fine - I'm putting money on our flamer garden tools battle to the death, and I get longer odds if more people vote for you.

Then, the maggots.

Well gents, whatever happens, don't forget to wear your boxing trousers...

I think if we really wanted to make this fight special...

I mean, really a momentous thing...

Instead of the obligatory handshake before the fight, there should be a mutual handjob that doesn't end until both parties come.

That's just to make sure they're evenly spent, making for a more fair fight.

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:I think if we really wanted to make this fight special...

I mean, really a momentous thing...

Instead of the obligatory handshake before the fight, there should be a mutual handjob that doesn't end until both parties come.

That's just to make sure they're evenly spent, making for a more fair fight.

I'm sure he knows all kind of special tricks and grips that will leave me twice as spent.

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:I think if we really wanted to make this fight special...

I mean, really a momentous thing...

Instead of the obligatory handshake before the fight, there should be a mutual handjob that doesn't end until both parties come.

That's just to make sure they're evenly spent, making for a more fair fight.

I heard Soup is a two pump chump so he gets the advantage...or at least that's what my mother told me.

johnnyemphysema wrote:I heard Soup is a two pump chump so he gets the advantage...or at least that's what my mother told me.

Dude, I didn't even finish. I just told her I was done so I could get the fuck out of there. I stopped in the hallway and finished myself off into the pocket of your jacket I found hanging in one of the closets.

i think it's a sound rule...but no fingers up the butt for g-spot arousal...then it's just cheating...

Marsupialized wrote:

johnnyemphysema wrote:I heard Soup is a two pump chump so he gets the advantage...or at least that's what my mother told me.

Dude, I didn't even finish. I just told her I was done so I could get the fuck out of there. I stopped in the hallway and finished myself off into the pocket of your jacket I found hanging in one of the closets.

That explains your mom's funny look when I handed her a sticky clump of singles...I guess she can smell her own.