A vagina? You guys want a vagina?

Tom wrote:A vagina? You guys want a vagina?

If the sex thing could be achieved with similar amount of pleasure, but with no dangerously, irritatingly external dangling parts, yes. Totally.

i like having a cock, & having it on the outside, just fine.

i would settle for a brain that operates independently from said cock.

you have all missed the obvious.

hands down, no question:

painless, harmless childbirth.

jimmy spako wrote:i would settle for a brain that operates independently from said cock.

There is no way in hell that can even compete with being able to spit venom.

Replace Krang parts with people parts.

Ears with a valve that could soften painfully loud sounds or muffle boring people.

falsedog wrote:Ears with a valve that could soften painfully loud sounds or muffle boring people.

I used to find that drugs were terribly handy for this.

If I was going to change humanity for the better, I'd find the knob marked "Ambient Fear" and turn it down just a hair. Just a little. People walk around scared and angry for no reason.

I wouldn't turn it down too far, because then they'd stand there and be hit by buses and cement mixers all the time, but just enough so that they don't vote Republican and stab each other.

Get rid of physical pain. Some sort of procedure to eliminate it at the age of 18. Though, this could obviously cause a lot more deaths, I don't care. A pain-free life would be really fun.

Frank Decent wrote:Get rid of physical pain. Some sort of procedure to eliminate it at the age of 18. Though, this could obviously cause a lot more deaths, I don't care. A pain-free life would be really fun.

There's actually a medical condition that's extremely rare, that has this symptom. It's actually not fun because you have to check EVERYTHING to make sure that you didn't break your hip or something, since you didn't feel it break.