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Peeing standing up.... Ladies?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:19 pm
by Kayte_Archive
I'm all about just goin in the pants.
I always get my own seat on the train, even if it's crowded.
Peeing standing up.... Ladies?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:14 pm
by japmn_Archive
Colonel Panic wrote:IMO, pissing off a high bridge or overpass is really where it's at.
Such a feeling of power, to behold my stream extending out for many feet and then falling... falling... almost endlessly until it disperses into a broad shower tens or even hundreds of feet below!
True dat!
I used to go rock climbing a lot and tissing off the edge is always the first thing I did every single time. It's almost like flying.
Peeing standing up.... Ladies?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:04 pm
by that damned fly_Archive
nina, i swear you really freak me out sometimes.
Peeing standing up.... Ladies?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:30 pm
by burun_Archive
that damned fly wrote:nina, i swear you really freak me out sometimes.
That's why we love her.
Oh, and BTW, hands the fuck off Black Shabbos as a band name. It's taken.
Peeing standing up.... Ladies?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:37 pm
by Lonesome Bulldog_Archive
burun wrote:that damned fly wrote:nina, i swear you really freak me out sometimes.
That's why we love her.
Oh, and BTW, hands the fuck off Black Shabbos as a band name. It's taken.
PROVE IT
Peeing standing up.... Ladies?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:49 pm
by burun_Archive
I don't need to prove anything to you. That band also plays out as Bris Me Deadly.
Peeing standing up.... Ladies?
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:14 pm
by Uncle Ovipositor_Archive
I saw a documentary on female-to-male transsexuals, and pre-surgery a lot of them used a coolwhip lid, with a wide notch in one end and a narrow notch in the other. You hold it in your hand and cup it as though you're holding a dick, then put the side with the narrow notch up where the pee comes out. The narrow notch lets the lid fold into a nice curve (you don't try to pee through that notch - you pee in front of it), the curve keeps it from splashing around, and the wide notch makes it form a nice little stream.
Absolutely brilliant. I admire the casual, underground R&D that made this possible.
If the lid is small enough to fit in your hand, nobody is going to notice. If not, well, nobody's supposed to be looking anyway.
Peeing standing up.... Ladies?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:53 am
by Speedie_Archive
japmn wrote:Colonel Panic wrote:IMO, pissing off a high bridge or overpass is really where it's at.
Such a feeling of power, to behold my stream extending out for many feet and then falling... falling... almost endlessly until it disperses into a broad shower tens or even hundreds of feet below!
True dat!
I used to go rock climbing a lot and tossing off over the edge is always the first thing I did every single time. It's almost like flying.
FYP
Peeing standing up.... Ladies?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:33 am
by Rimbaud III_Archive
Peripatetic wrote:Nina wrote:How do you feel about women standing next to you at the troth, gentlemen? Afraid of over spray and misguided streams?
I don't think I could do it.
It's really hard to pee with a boner.
Peeing standing up.... Ladies?
Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:11 am
by fancyjamtime_Archive
Nina wrote:How nice it must be to have the freedom to whip it out and piss wherever you want. Within reason, of course.
My son was arrested for taking a leak in this guy's bushes. It was about 3 am and he had just driven some friends to a party. A neighbor from across the street saw him doing this, ran across the street and tackled him mid-piss. He held my son down and called the police on his cellphone.
Never mind the illegality of holding down a 16 year old kid against his will. He was charged (my son that is) with indecent exposure and very well could have been forever posted on a sex offender registry.
As luck would have it, the juvenile division probation officer was a guy who I had let stay with me when we played with his band in Detroit...16 years previously. 20 hours community service then the incident was expunged from the record. For one errant piss.
I have admitted to a lady friend that I was aroused by the sight of her squatting and peeing on the side of the road one night when I gave her a ride home. This was a bad idea. Yes, I was drunk when I told her this. She was not impressed.