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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:31 am
by fancyjamtime_Archive
I was going to fish for a term for white middle-class men who actively seek oriental women for their perceived docility and their smallish vaginas but have given up doing so in light of mandroid2.0's recent troubles, lest I accidentally take up the misanthropic baton.

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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:37 am
by warmowski_Archive
Traffic:

Black girl jaywalking at a leisurely pace: "Take your time, Shaniqua."

Life:

At a medical office staffed by Russian women, I muttered "whatever, Svetlana" under my breath.

Work: Lots of Germans. Any time a group of them undertake something, I call it "Operation Barbarossa"

I wrote a song once that the guitar player didn't like because I put the line "mighty white of you" in it.

Not exactly epithets.

-r

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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:42 am
by Colonel Panic_Archive
When I was just out of high school, a friend of mine dumped his girlfriend for a girl of Asian heritage. His ex and I remained friends, and we used to call her the "egg roll" behind her back.

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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:24 am
by chumpchange_Archive
tommydski wrote:I am regularly pretty mean to Canadians but come on, that place is like a cartoon or something.


Yeah, the one time I identify myself here as Canadian, I suffer more than a Ukrainian out of kubasa.

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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:27 am
by Mandroid20_Archive
I am regularly charged with being a Canadian. Stupid accent...

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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:48 am
by Andrew_Archive
The other day a friend and I discussed the following workplace theme. What's worse: working in a kitchen or construction site with wage-slaves who occasionally break out the racist humor and funny accents, or working with privileged (generally college-educated) people who complain about the homeless, panhandlers, "welfare bums," etc.

We also discussed hatred of "dirty hippies," the the go-to demographic of ridicule for lots of people (along with "yuppies" and "hipsters"). I've had renewed occasion to think about hippies and hippie hatred since I moved into hippie central in East Vancouver. I break down hatred of hippies into three categories:

1) INTERPERSONAL/SENSORY or AESTHETIC- this comes from first-hand encounters with the sour stench of Patchouli and BO; with obnoxiously repetitive and flaky conversations; with PHISH. This category is mostly politically neutral.

2) REACTIONARY - this is when people talk about how hippies are lazy and unproductive. It's at bottom a conservative polemic about "drop-outs," "potheads," and "granola-crunchers"; yet I hear people who hate on hippies in this way as if they're not just recycling 50s-era conventional wisdom of a knee-jerk pro-capitalist kind.

3) RADICAL - this is the view that hippies are hypocritically self-serving and politically or socially complacent. Fact is, very few people are in any kind of a position to level this charge in good faith.

While the content would completely differ I think my tripartite taxonomy--Aesthetic, Reactionary, Radical--would work for hatred of "yuppies" and "hipsters" too.

*And FWIW, midwesterners are just watered down Canadians.*

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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:23 am
by Mark Hansen_Archive
Andrew. wrote:*And FWIW, midwesterners are just watered down Canadians.*


Whatever you say, moosefucker.

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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:30 am
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
I think I was five or six when I said "Black people sure do make good fried chicken" at a Roy Rogers.

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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:56 pm
by timpickens_Archive
I call people from the far north "Iglooks."

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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:59 pm
by Peripatetic_Archive
I can't think of any but when I saw this thread I thought it said "Post your sluts here".