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The first person to say old Volvo gets bludgeoned with tofu.

Would make do with 1965/66 Chevelle.

derd niffer wrote:The first person to say old Volvo gets bludgeoned with tofu.

Your too late, it has already happened. May want to save some of that tofu for me, I love volvo's.

betch wrote:

I would kill and maim for Black Beauty from The Green Hornet.

Front and rear rocket launchers
A modified exhaust system that covers the road with ice
Spraying devices in front and rear used to release knock-out gas, smoke screens, oil or water
A remote-controlled camera that could fly up to four miles away and transmit images to a closed-circuit TV monitor in the car
Brushes in front, for sweeping sharp objects out of the way
Brushes in rear, for sweeping away tire tracks
Rotating headlights, which flip from white to green
Rotating license plate
A homing device
Front laser gun
Two phones
Bulletproof windows and body armor
Concealed compartments in the rear to store the Green Hornet's gas gun and sting gun, along with a change of clothes that still smell of Kato.

HOLY SHIT!! I want that!!!

Porsche GT3 (I'm a Porsche nut)


Aston Martin DBS, one of the most beautiful cars ever made


Ford GT (Saw one of these on the street a while back and I nearly ran over and started humping it)

Ty Webb wrote:Ford GT (Saw one of these on the street a while back and I nearly ran over and started humping it)

I passed one of these coming back from Detroit last year. He was going 60.

I actually almost started giggling when I saw it, like a 14-year old boy trying to talk to the hottest girl in school. That car just looks like sheer excitement on 4 wheels.

Ty Webb wrote:That car just looks like sheer excitement on 4 wheels.

Do you write copy for car companies?

MrFood wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:Let me add my wankshuttle to the list:

Mercedes 190SL

Ah - I heard about this one. This is the car that is made entirely out of pure, un-cut cocaine isn't it?

It runs on ego.