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what the fuck are these goddamn bugs in my apartment?

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:10 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
H-GM wrote:After a nuptial dance, the male leaves a spermatophore containing semen on the floor (or in a small web woven by other centipedes). The female introduces it into her genital parts as she passes by. Each egg is then deposited on the floor.


Spermatophore

I call dibbs on this. That's the Beastqueef album title. Done.

Panic can you add that title to the Beastqueef cover?

what the fuck are these goddamn bugs in my apartment?

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:14 pm
by richterbjack_Archive
We had this exact problem in our house two weeks ago, during a spell of hot, humid weather. Scrubbed down the counters, mopped the floor, cleaned out the sink, but nothing seemed to work: they still kept coming out of the drain.

I'm gonna second the vinegar suggestion. Poured the stuff down a couple of times a day, and it helped the problem somewhat. We haven't had any more issues since the temperature cooled off.

Fruit flies can eat my ass. Figuratively.

what the fuck are these goddamn bugs in my apartment?

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:15 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
richterbjack wrote:We had this exact problem in our house two weeks ago, during a spell of hot, humid weather. Scrubbed down the counters, mopped the floor, cleaned out the sink, but nothing seemed to work: they still kept coming out of the drain.

I'm gonna second the vinegar suggestion. Poured the stuff down a couple of times a day, and it helped the problem somewhat. We haven't had any more issues since the temperature cooled off.


Look Itchy, you gonna call him dirty too?

what the fuck are these goddamn bugs in my apartment?

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:17 pm
by richterbjack_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:
richterbjack wrote:We had this exact problem in our house two weeks ago, during a spell of hot, humid weather. Scrubbed down the counters, mopped the floor, cleaned out the sink, but nothing seemed to work: they still kept coming out of the drain.

I'm gonna second the vinegar suggestion. Poured the stuff down a couple of times a day, and it helped the problem somewhat. We haven't had any more issues since the temperature cooled off.


Look Itchy, you gonna call him dirty too?


I'd like to think we're not living in filth, and we had the shit too. I'm on your side here.

edit: Oh, I misinterpreted. Words make confused, durrr durrr etc

what the fuck are these goddamn bugs in my apartment?

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:18 pm
by yaledelay_Archive
Is it mostly in your kitchen? if so close the closest window and that should take care of 80% of the problem.

what the fuck are these goddamn bugs in my apartment?

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:22 pm
by cwiko_Archive
chopjob wrote:Introduce meat bees into your garden apartment ecosystem.

They are their natural predator.


Then what do you do about the meat bees!?

Also, would see this band called Meat Bees.

what the fuck are these goddamn bugs in my apartment?

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:26 pm
by itchy mcgoo_Archive
FILTHY MOTHERFUCKERS.

I get them, too. Vinegar and lemons. Douche 'em out!

what the fuck are these goddamn bugs in my apartment?

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:32 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
itchy mcgoo wrote:FILTHY MOTHERFUCKERS.

I get them, too. Vinegar and lemons. Douche 'em out!


Itchy, you make me laugh very hard with your douche infused humor yet again.

I think maybe why you get them is the 25 or so animal carcasses littered throughout your apartment.

what the fuck are these goddamn bugs in my apartment?

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:39 pm
by TRIFECTA_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:
TRIFECTA wrote:Punch them in the face


Dude, seriously. Go outside, take a walk.


No

what the fuck are these goddamn bugs in my apartment?

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:44 pm
by ssakmule_Archive
First, use a couple of low altitude gnateaters & then use an anteater for those hard to reach nooks & corners.

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