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VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:07 am
by Angry_Dragon_Archive
Okay, okay.
I got one.
How many bad jokes does it take to offend the most immature person on here?
29
I don't get offended easily, and that is coming from the asshole that did the 9/11 post. This is fucking SAD... get a life!
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:01 am
by johnnyshape_Archive
Angry_Dragon wrote:Okay, okay.
I got one.
How many bad jokes does it take to offend the most immature person on here?
29
I don't get offended easily, and that is coming from the asshole that did the 9/11 post. This is fucking SAD... get a life!
huh huh huh you suck huh huh huh
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:23 am
by buzzsaw_Archive
what is the fastest way out of town?
A: find the saddest monkey and have him comb the oreos out of his mustache.
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:12 am
by buzzsaw_Archive
okay, so this guy walks into a bar with a big coat on. he asks the bartender for a beer. the bartender asks " whats the deal with the big coat?"
to which the man replys "because its fucking cold outside"
so the bartender leans in to the man and says
" that will be $2.50."
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:23 am
by stackmatic_Archive
What leaves orange residue on your fingers and slashes throats?
Cheeto J. Simpson
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:33 am
by sakes_Archive
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:56 am
by mattw_Archive
What's the difference between a duck?
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:00 am
by johnnyshape_Archive
mattw wrote:What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same!
What do you call a man going up and down in the ocean?
Bob.
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:14 am
by Christopher_Archive
A jew, a black, and a mexican walk into a bar.
It was "Multi-Cultural Night" at the bar. There were drink specials.
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:51 am
by Andrew L_Archive
What do you say to a women/child/wife/girlfriend/infant/baby seal/elderly woman/elderly infant/Jewish intellectual/baby wife/LAD with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she/it/she/she/it/it/she/it/he/she/she/I has/have already been told twice.