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dude. DUDE. Fingers???

DOOOOOOOODE!!!

Trey wrote:Mahunarka muško spolovilo?Can you pronounce it???

lock it up.I think we're done here........

Actually, I have the same story as josip, just substitute peen with fingers and parents with ex - in laws as you walk past dad in law to wash off.

Luzwei wrote:dude. DUDE. Fingers???Better than MOUTHFULL, no?

You did not eat another man's chud. It was a dissolving suppository contraceptive. Your lips will get numb from them but you might not notice it if you've been drinking.Holy shit, Sup. The queen. So good.

lemur68 wrote:Trey wrote:You did not eat another man's chud. It was a dissolving suppository contraceptive. Your lips will get numb from them but you might not notice it if you've been drinking.This happen to you often?Not often, but it has happened. I used to get around, you understand.

Mahunarka muško spolovilo?

To answer questions as best as I can at this point: Pretty sure it wasn't a contraceptive on the account that A: she most likely would have said something at the time to dissolve the situation. B: It was like no other internal contraceptive i've had in my mouth before (yes, its happened more than once.) and C: the shape, texture, and taste/smell was quite ... defining(?) for lack of a better term. Either way her and I later surmised that it was most likely residual cum from one of her recent exploits over waffle sandwiches the next day.*EDIT* And I've never read sperm wars.