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ironyengine wrote:

Braden wrote:

Dr. Zoidberg Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:48 am Post subject:

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GEORGE W BUSH

What in the hell does this include that could possibly need editing?! A spelling error???

Maybe he forgot the "W"?

Actually It was edited because I called all americans a bunch of fucking imbeciles for re- electing that fuckstick but then I decided that some americans ( like steve albini are cool)

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Actually It was edited because I called all americans a bunch of fucking imbeciles for re- electing that fuckstick but then I decided that some americans ( like steve albini are cool)

I think you mean "is cool" not "are cool." Steve Albini, though it may seem otherwise, is merely a singular entity.

Thanks for calling us all out for re-electing that fuckstick, though. The elections were clearly 100% in his favor, so we must all agree that he should be president, right?

ironyengine wrote:

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Actually It was edited because I called all americans a bunch of fucking imbeciles for re- electing that fuckstick but then I decided that some americans ( like steve albini are cool)

I think you mean "is cool" not "are cool." Steve Albini, though it may seem otherwise, is merely a singular entity.

Thanks for calling us all out for re-electing that fuckstick, though. The elections were clearly 100% in his favor, so we must all agree that he should be president, right?

Obviously Because most of you have very low IQ's right?

i heared that stevealbini use to be rilly, rilly dumb, and he was so stupid too. but then he ates lotsa cheesy breads, and then after eatings those cheesy breads, he got way way way way way smarter and now is only kinda dumb a little bit. especially compaired to the awestralins. i heard his IQ was like 17 or 18 or something. but then he eated those cheesy breads and it went up to like 23. so now he's just sorta dumb. i could tell by reading it that you're no dummy.

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Actually It was edited because I called all americans a bunch of fucking imbeciles for re- electing that fuckstick but then I decided that some americans ( like steve albini are cool)

so don't lissen to Bradleys if he tells you that you're grammar sucks shit ass. he's rilly dummy too.

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Surfrider you fucking moron, I don't think you have room to diss the AUSSIES BRO!
I don't think any of you do.

AMERICANS BAHAHAHAHAHAH

Erm, i'm not sure if you can read, or even see, but i'm not an American you fucking shit storm you. The UK is a completely different country. There's an ocean between them and everything.

Butt maybee my IQ is rilly lo two. Iget cufuzzed rilly simpell.

Hay, toomanyhelicopters! Can i get some of htem cheesey breads to help me better? I need help two you no.

toomanyhelicopters wrote:i heared that stevealbini use to be rilly, rilly dumb, and he was so stupid too. but then he ates lotsa cheesy breads, and then after eatings those cheesy breads, he got way way way way way smarter and now is only kinda dumb a little bit. especially compaired to the awestralins. i heard his IQ was like 17 or 18 or something. but then he eated those cheesy breads and it went up to like 23. so now he's just sorta dumb. i could tell by reading it that you're no dummy.

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Actually It was edited because I called all americans a bunch of fucking imbeciles for re- electing that fuckstick but then I decided that some americans ( like steve albini are cool)

so don't lissen to Bradleys if he tells you that you're grammar sucks shit ass. he's rilly dummy too.

YOUZ IZ SO SMARTSZ!

Surfrider wrote:

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Surfrider you fucking moron, I don't think you have room to diss the AUSSIES BRO!
I don't think any of you do.

AMERICANS BAHAHAHAHAHAH

Erm, i'm not sure if you can read, or even see, but i'm not an American you fucking shit storm you. The UK is a completely different country. There's an ocean between them and everything.

Butt maybee my IQ is rilly lo two. Iget cufuzzed rilly simpell.

Hay, toomanyhelicopters! Can i get some of htem cheesey breads to help me better? I need help two you no.

umm The american bit wasn't directed at you, you dipshit gronk.
You come under the heading WHINGING POM, now fuck off.

Hey too many, cut me some slack! Being born in Canadia gets you like 30 icue points right off the bat!

Braden wrote:Hey too many, cut me some slack! Being born in Canadia gets you like 30 icue points right off the bat!

That's sort of like the three hundred points you get for signing your name during the SATs!

I kid, the Canadians! Is so funny, this big country!

Some might want to ban this guy, and some might say ignore him and he'll go away. I say, stupidity is entertaining, keep him around! And would it be out of line to do a C/NC on him?

Gee, Dr. Zoidberg, I guess Surfrider was just being hypersensitive, I don't see why he could have thought that you were lumping him in with the Americans. Oh, wait:

Dr. Zoidberg wrote:Surfrider you fucking moron, I don't think you have room to diss the AUSSIES BRO!
I don't think any of you do.

AMERICANS BAHAHAHAHAHAH

Never mind that then.

Hey, are the judges still accepting Aussie jokes?

This Australian guy's wife comes home, and right away he says, "Oi! Sheila! Let's wrestle!"
She says, "Nah, not today, I'm not feeling up to it."
He says, "What d'ye mean? Let's go!"
She says, "It's my.. time of the month.."
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"You don't understand, I'm on my period."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"I'm fucking bleeding from my crotch!"
The man is shocked, and immediately grabs his wife's pants and pulls them down.
"Holy shit! No wonder you're bleeding, they've gone and cut your cock off!"