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charliedon'tsurf wrote:Yeah I have been using the same ineffective, hippy deodorant for a couple years now. Combine this with also being a sweaty motherfucker and this thread has made me realize this shit just can't go on any longer. So far from this four page thread of relevant knowledge I'm leaning towards the Dove.simmo wrote:This. It's meant for birds but the smell is basically neutral and it is the most effective deoderant I have used by about a million miles. Could not recommend it more highly.But my armpit skin is chemically sensitive which was what originally got me using bullshit hippy pit rub due to developing rashes with some powerful and apparently toxic deodorant. Has anyone with sensitive pits used this Dove product? If not can one of my brothers or sisters from the sensitive pit community recommend me some deodorant that wouldn't give me a rash, but is fairly stink resistant?I've use this stuff. Quite effective. No bullshit scents. No pit stink either. I'm not allergic to the aluminum in the stuff. I know hippies get all up in arms about that shit, but honestly, I've tried the Tom's Natural and some other hippie holistic bullshit and THAT stuff made my pits all rashy and itchy. Fuck that. Shit's sensitive enough for a woman, is sensitive enough for my pussy man pits.

One of my favorite marketing moments ever was when Old Spice introduced three new deodorant scents based on feeling your best when out and about. I still remember the day when I went to the deodorant aisle of H-E-B to buy a stick of Old Spice "Fresh" or whatever I used to get, and saw the new choices:"Swagger""Showtime""After Hours"Old Spice's scents are tough to tell apart, so I appreciated these clearly delineated options. With which attribute/scenario was I most lacking, and therefore most in need of help from my deodorant? Honestly, it was a quick decision. I'm plenty cocky, so "Swagger" was out. I like pressure and have a decent record at winging it, so "Showtime" didn't seem necessary. But man, after hours is where I always have trouble. When I have been talking with some young lass all night, the party is winding down, and it's do or die time, I'm a disaster. A ball-dropping, choking disaster. Same goes for those fleeting, post-2am interactions that require alertness and quick wits to convert: my record makes me cringe. I have worn nothing but "After Hours" since it arrived on the American market.The beginning of my "After Hours" use roughly coincides with the beginning of the least successful dating era of my life, so I cannot recommend the product, although I am sure I will continue to use it, as it says "After Hours" on the can.

my homie uses the old spice (blue kind). it sure does smell good. i don't know why. i'm all trying to get up in his armpit. only bad thing is it leaves blue pit stains. that turn green. then grey. i've decided there's no win when it comes to deodorant. ladies have like, no choices (other than the natural stuff... but i really really smell like ham the second i put it on...) w/o aluminum. dudes do but you either get smelly or green pits. you'd think.... after all these yrs... ooh, i feel a conspiracy.i will mention this topic for chris rock's next comedy special.

The Lynx/Axe/Old Spice wearers amongst you baffle me. These are terrible, terrible deodorants and they smell like perfumed skunkspunk. For such a discerning bunch, I'm surprised that any of you give them the time of day.

chairman\_hall wrote:I'm Africa.That's my guy too. Makes me smell of the Nineties.

not using antiperspirant rules, i managed to pull it off a few days in chicago because i am used to austin summer. definitely back to wearing deodorant now! Kind of a bummer, body scent's way nicer.

The plainest Tom's.Buy it in bulk at Trader Joe's, but it's exactly what I want. Whatever smell they can put in a deodorant in bulk, I'm not interested in it.

blue\_thunder wrote:I haven't found anything that can overpower the smell of bacon. So, I just smear a piece of bacon on my pits everymorning. Also, the larger ladies can't resist the smell of bacon. It's like a fuckin' magnet, man!How does that work?

betch wrote:Reliability of the highest caliber. Standout performance through and through. Doesn't sting when applied right after shaving. Never feels sticky.Strong enough for a man, PH balanced for a tranny.betch wrote: Keeps you bone-dry for a good while. Smells quite pleasant and fresh even when you forget and things get real funky down there, like an anaconda that vomited a partially-digested rat in its filthy water bowl and swam around in it for days.I don't think you're supposed to put deodorant on your genitals.

Always a stick deo.