(cracks knuckles and spits in palms)
Okay...
The weakest points of your discourse are:
*Elucidation of an evaluation protocol for critially examining music
*Reductionist definition of "music"
*Elevation (in your estemation) of lyrical content and vocal presence in importance with respect to "backing" music in rock
*Reductionist argument regarding consistency in tempo and meter
*Disparagement of repetitive or recognizeable song structure in toto
*Critique of harmonic compositional simplicity
*Dismay at the ubiquity of rock music in culture
*Disgust at the motivations of rock musicians for entering the fray
*Your postulate that rock musicians are naiive, unschooled, artless and proud of it
*Your embrace of postmodern 20th century academic music as an alternative
*(here I shudder) Your lionization of jazz as an idiom
*and finally: A retreat into international/multicultural eclecticism as a salvation.
I concede that these "weakest points" comprise your entire argument. I guess that means I think you are completely mis-reading rock music, rock musicians, the rock audience and the motivations of rockers. Let's take these point by point.
*Elucidation of an evaluation protocol for critially examining music
"I insist that the music I generally listen to be interesting, original (being the historical architype or developmental paradigm for a given style or 'genre'), and has some complexity and depth in either structure or texture. "
That the music you find interesting should be "interesting" to you is not a characteristic worth commenting on. Your definition of "original" presupposes that all music is part of a panorama of definable styles and genres. I suggest that this itself is a taxonomic distinction of no interest to those who listen to music for its own sake, on its own terms. "Complexity," as well (although it can be quantified mathematically, given a range and accuracy of measurement) is a meaningless term. I can prove (given time and a budget to do it) that every instance of music ever listened to -- even repeat listenings of the same recorded note -- is unique. As Neil Young put it, after being asked why the guitar solo in "Cinnamon Girl" was made of a repeated one-note figure, "Those are all different notes."
What I suspect is that you like music that surprises you. This element of surprise can come in many forms -- the simplest being a violation of a stylistic norm that the listener has imposed on the music externally. Hearing a cannon fired in a symphonic overture, for example, must have been surprising the first time. As was hearing a James Brown yelp over a break beat. Neither has much impact now, but a pure expression of the creative impulse doesn't require such cheap gimmicks. It is constitutionally surprising.
*Reductionist definition of "music"
I generally think of music as a succession of organized sounds or tones that occupy space over time. There are sounds, of varying pitch and/or timbre, that occupy spaces in time and are separated by periods of silence or decay and are usually deliberate on the part of the composer or performer.
Much of what I like about music would not fit into your definition. Your definition betrays a superficial understanding of the creative impulse: "Musicians deal purely in sound. " Hooey. The ultimate rationale for any artist is that he is obeying a creative impulse that manifests itself in whatever means are available. A creative, driven artist, given a rock and a flat place to put the rock, can express himself, and the expression is more than a rock. Music, if it has any value, is infinitely more than sound.
Christian Marclay is a good example. He makes records and performs with them, but his records are not strictly for listening to -- they are for wondering at, thinking about, playing with and -- yes -- listening to. I have the same complex relationship with my favorite rock bands' music. I don't just "hear" it; I appreciate it through whatever thoughts come to mind.
*Elevation (in your estemation) of lyrical content and vocal presence in importance with respect to "backing" music in rock
When someone adds words to music, the music is no longer an expression of the otherwise inexpressible, but merely an accompiament to someones linone ofguistic statement - at it's most abstract; poetry with backup sounds.
If the function of lyrics and singing were merely to dictate text for transcription/ assimilation, then you would be correct. I don't find that to be the function of vocalization in music, and I feel sorry for anyone who does. Some of my favorite vocalizations, if taken as literature, would be trivial.
Thankfully, they are not. Subject matter and literal meaning are just two of many variable functions that can shade the place, emphasis and effect of vocalization, but they are no more important than the tonal or emotional functions. I cannot criticize the vocalization of (to give one example) Will Oldham, even when he is singing pure gibberish. The "text" value of such singing is nil, and you would be foolish to think his listeners are taking it as literature.
There are other vocalists whose texts are indecipherable, yet who convey the emotional arc of their music. In the classical tradition, opera is sung in the compositional tongue, even to audiences who cannot understand it, and in a stylized form that is meant to serve an almost purely tonal role. Your willful ignorance of the utility of vocalization is telling.
*Reductionist argument regarding consistency in tempo and meter
-Fixed duple beats - usually around 120 bpm
For every example you give, I will give you 2 counter examples. Ready? Go!
*Disparagement of repetitive or recognizeable song structure in toto
*Critique of harmonic compositional simplicity
-ABABA, or similar 'song' type structures
-Major/minor modluations and 3,4, & 5 chord progressions in fixed even measure structures that repeat or occurr in predictable patterns
I will jump ahead in your argument to the part where you look for inspiration to foreign cultures. Many traditional musics are based on repetitive patters, some so stylistically hidebound that they allow only a few permissible notes, one rhythm, one meter and fixed instrumentation. Surely these musics are more limited compositionally than rock music. That they are novel to you (in a cultural anthropology sense), allows you to gloss over this glaringly obvious characteristic.
That such "limited" kinds of music have survived, thrived and remained inspirational hints that there is something to music that you haven't yet articulated: The part that can't be categorically defined, i.e. the important part.
*Dismay at the ubiquity of rock music in culture
Our parents and grandparents listen to it. Its been the predominant popular music style for almost 50 years. It's used to sell laundry detergent, salad dressing, and postage stamps.
No, that's classical music you're talking about. Or hip hop. Or Phillip Glass. Or Stravinsky. Wait -- everything can be co-opted. I tend not to watch a lot of commercials, so I'm not that "up" on what's in vogue now, but I also don't allow it to affect my taste in music. I would also argue that genuinely good music of any type is first recognized by aficionados, then their friends, then their friends, and eventually the whole world. Imagine the shock Ravel would have felt if he had lived to see Dudley Moore and Bo Derek humping to one of his less distinguished pieces.
*Disgust at the motivations of rock musicians for entering the fray
rock was not some cutting edge musical vangaurd, as much as it was a way for creepy or effemme guys in their 20's to get 14-16 year old girls to want to fuck them.
You postulate this as a universal motive. Speaking as an actual rock musician, and a friend of many rock musicians, I can say with authority that rock musicians do not get into music for either money or sex appeal. Neither are likely to follow, and everyone knows it. Wracking my memory, I can think of a few pussy hounds who were rock musicians, but they would have been had they been parking lot attendants. I cannot think of a single example of a musician who counts beaver as a significant rationale for staying involved with music.
Granted, this is repeated in the music press often enough that the uninitiated might think it is true, but this betrays a misreading of music, musicians and the lifestyle by rock journalists (a class almost uniquely ignorant of their subject pool, fraught with fantasies about them, and hence vulnerable to such delusions).
*Your postulate that rock musicians are naiive, unschooled, artless and proud of it
Why is there such a consensus that musical ignorance or lack of mastery somehow conveys integrity or honesty?
Expressive genius can overcome limitation in execution (could Beethoven play the double bass? The contra bassoon? No? Still, the Fugues are nice...), But that doesn't bother me as much as your presumption that rock musicians aren't dedicated to their performance technique. Anyone in a position to judge can name virtuoso-level mastery of rock instruments, and inventiveness in technique that would would shame those stuck in the "French" or "Italian" technique schools.
*Your embrace of postmodern 20th century academic music as an alternative
Some of the best music, in my opinion, was written for orchestras and ensembles from the latter part of the 19th century through the better part of the 20th. These composers were innovative, uncompromising, and destroyed the 'rules' of form and harmony that had been established and rigidly enforced for the previous 250 years.
I can't discount 20th Century music, since much of it is as interesting as good rock music, but I appreciate it with the knowledge that it is exclusively supported by the moneyed elite and the academic establishment, neither one of which I can comfortably align myself with on any important matter. This music is also made to a formula, but the formula is an abstraction of those ideas which can attract funding. In the current climate of technological bedazzlement and cultural anthropology, anything with both aboriginal people and the internet is a shoo-in.
*(here I shudder) Your lionization of jazz as an idiom
Jazz is another wonderful style that has many of the same qualities as classical, but with a less formal, organized approach.
By "less formal (and) organized" do you mean they posess a "musical ignorance or lack of mastery?"
Jazz serves a cultural function in the music scene. It is a signifier for musical "adulthood." To embrace jazz is to don a kind of graduation cap, signifying a broadening of tastes outside "mere" rock music. This ostentatious display of "sophistication" is an insult, and I find the graduation cappers transparent and tedious. Certainly there must be interesting music one could call "jazz." There must be. I've never heard it, but I grant that it is out there somewhere.
Jazz has a non-musical parallel: Christiania, the "free" zone in Copenhagen. In Christiania, like in jazz, there is no law. People are left to their own inventions to create and act as they see fit. In Jazz, the musicians are allowed to improvise over and beside structural elements that may themselves be extemporaneous. Sounds good, doesn't it? Freedom -- sounds good.
The reality is much bleaker. Christiania is a squalid, trashy string of alleys with rag-and-bone men selling drugs, tie-dye and wretched food. Granted Total Freedom, and this is what they've chosen to do with it, sell hash and lentil soup? Jazz is similar. The results are so far beneath the conception that there is no English word for the dissappointment one feels when forced to confront it. Granted Total Freedom, you've chosen to play II V I and blow a goddamn trill on the saxophone? Only by willfully ignoring its failings can one pretend to appreciate it as an idiom and don the cap.
*and finally: A retreat into international/multicultural eclecticism as a salvation.
There are so many sources of musical inspiration in the world. So many ethnic and traditional, classical (not just European, think Japanese, Javanese, Indian), and modern (Jazz, musique concrete, etc). It would be exciting to see aspiring music lovers and performers draw inspiration from deeper sources than the Beatles, Ramones, or Nirvana.
It occurs to me that there is a Javanese post-collegiate intellectual typing onto a web-board these words right about now: "There are so many sources of musical inspiration in the world. So many rock and pop, noise (not just Cage, think Japanese, Ann Arbor, Providence), and modern (glitch, puppet music, etc). It would be exciting to see aspiring music lovers and performers draw inspiration from deeper sources than the Gamelan..."
You are bored because you think you have grasped rock music in-toto. Because you think you understand it, you think there is nothing more to it. You are wrong. Your "understanding" of rock music is based on misconceptions, misunderstanding, ignorance (willfull and passive), and a delusion bordering on megalomanic about your insight.
There is genius in rock music.