Favorite Malapropism

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Rotten Tanx wrote:Was it on this board that I once read the sentence "I resemble that remark"?


Ha ha. Yeah that was me. I actually typed it as a joke because i'd heard someone say it the day before. I presumed they were meant to be saying "i resent that remark". Made me chuckle. I guess it made you chuckle too? Or crack a wee smile at least.
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Favorite Malapropism

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isn't 'i resemble that remark' a groucho marx line?

it's funny

>>I know for sure the first one is wrong. It is bureaucratized.

matt, one tip i have for cleaner speech/writing is to avoid '-ized' in general, as it is rarely necessary. you can just say 'it was becoming more bureaucratic.' or say 'even more' if you want to intensificatize the becoming.

i offer this suggestion only b/c you mentioned it. i wouldn't think twice about that usage otherwise. or once, for that matter.

i am trying to eliminate 'basically' from my vocabulary

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I think one of the reasons people tend to use these words is that they are fun to say....They all seem to roll off the toungue with ease which is what makes them so...sayable(!)

Malapropisms don't really bother me so much...they can be really funny! I think that maybe this is where alot of slang comes from. People enjoy the uddering(?) of a word without a care as to what the word actually means. It just sounds nice...

I am terrible at spelling. I sometimes think I have a weird case of dyslexia(?)...where I spell the same words wrong over and over again...
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Favorite Malapropism

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I was surprised to learn that saying (example) "this is nonsense" is actually wrong. It's supposed to be "this is a nonsense".

But i think i may have only heard the correct usage once or maybe twice at a push. So where does this lie in terms of clever dicks getting it wrong, in relation to how annoying the correct usage is / how annoying people's use of incorrect usage is in general?

Okay so that sentence is really poor but i'm not particularly clever.

Sorry.
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