I would be surprised if Chris Rock knew the wife was bald for medical reasons if he was going to make that joke during the Oscars. I guess it's possible, (esp if it was some off the cuff
lame quip) but it seems unlikely. Not cool either way, but not a big deal.
Hardly Clint Eastwood territory from Mr Smith, IMO. If you're going to get up in front of everyone and go down this road (like a moron), at least actually punch the guy. Don't slap him. I appreciate that Will is a literal cuckold so he's not exactly drowning in testosterone, but even so - throw a punch, for Christ's sake. Don't be embarrassing and a moron.
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32"Did you hear what happened at the red carpet industry gangbang?"
No. Go fuck yourself.
No. Go fuck yourself.
Re: Crap/Not Crap: Will Smith assaulting Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars
33Let's consult the Code of Conduct for Male Violence by Manly Men:
Hmm, it says if a man disrespects your woman you should lay them out with a closed fist right then and there. If your woman disrespects YOU, then you slap her across the face with an open palm after you get home.
That's how we do it.
Hmm, it says if a man disrespects your woman you should lay them out with a closed fist right then and there. If your woman disrespects YOU, then you slap her across the face with an open palm after you get home.
That's how we do it.
Re: Crap/Not Crap: Will Smith assaulting Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars
34The only thing more fragile than Chris Rock's jaw is Will Smith's ego.
Re: Crap/Not Crap: Will Smith assaulting Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars
35Unless Will Smith has been sequestered on Xenu's spacecraft, he must be familiar with Chris Rock's brand of comedy at this point. I agree that he clearly has a fragile ego.
We're headed for social anarchy when people start pissing on bookstores.
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36Smith really is divorced from his roots, wearing a three piece suit and slapping someone?
Say some gangstah is dissing your fly girl...
Say some gangstah is dissing your fly girl...
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37I'm not in the mood to take the high road. Eat the peanuts out of my shit.Capt Caveman wrote: Mon Mar 28, 2022 3:38 pm "Did you hear what happened at the red carpet industry gangbang?"
No. Go fuck yourself.
"And the light, it burns your skin...in a language you don't understand."
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38I haven't seen any studies that correlate testosterone levels in men (you know women have testosterone too, right?) and specific sexual proclivities, but I have seen studies which suggest that holding a double standard for male vs. female sexual promiscuity correlates with having other regressive, sexist beliefs.M.H wrote: Mon Mar 28, 2022 3:01 pmWill is a literal cuckold so he's not exactly drowning in testosterone
I have definitely never seen any man refer to a woman as a cuckold.
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39Goddamn is that ever true. It's kind of a patriarchal word then, isn't it. Along the same lines as the slut vs. player paradox.
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40Well said.ChudFusk wrote: Mon Mar 28, 2022 10:40 pm I haven't seen any studies that correlate testosterone levels in men (you know women have testosterone too, right?) and specific sexual proclivities, but I have seen studies which suggest that holding a double standard for male vs. female sexual promiscuity correlates with having other regressive, sexist beliefs.
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