Agree, this is great.Roeder wrote: Sun Oct 30, 2022 8:14 pm Two blue whales are sitting in a bar.
One says to the other, "Wow. This is a big bar."
I fucking love thisnumberthirty wrote: Fri Sep 02, 2022 10:22 pm Q: Which one of King Arthur's knights designed the round table?
A: Circumference
I don't know; why DID the farmer start a rock 'n' roll band?
Yup - told it to my gf last night. Blank stare and silence.jfv wrote: Fri Nov 04, 2022 5:24 pmAgree, this is great.Roeder wrote: Sun Oct 30, 2022 8:14 pm Two blue whales are sitting in a bar.
One says to the other, "Wow. This is a big bar."
Told it to my family:
Wife: *eyeroll*
Oldest daughter: *snicker*
Youngest daughter: *blank stare*
Makes sense. Oldest daughter likes absurdist/surrealist comedy. The other two have yet to figure out what is funny.
The spoiler to that joke is Hall & Oates' own documented inability to go for that.
Not only are they bores, they are bad businessmen. They could've made a partnership. "Hall & Oates presents Haulin' Oates". Made a lot of money. Idiots.Anthony Flack wrote: Fri Nov 04, 2022 8:17 pmThe spoiler to that joke is Hall & Oates' own documented inability to go for that.
Watch out granola, they'll chew you up
https://money.cnn.com/2015/03/06/news/c ... 0trademark.
Much as I love this, it's a poor cousin of the two lions joke, which has this deal sewn up.Roeder wrote: Sun Oct 30, 2022 8:14 pm Two blue whales are sitting in a bar.
One says to the other, "Wow. This is a big bar."
This is the nice thing about simplistic jokes, one's brain can fill in the blanks with whatever fucked up thing seems funny at the moment. It need not make sense or be funny to anyone else.
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