Krev wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 9:24 am Despite numerous atrocities by Kiedis, I think Flea brought the greatest lyrical suck. How did this make it onto a major label album?

This is like a secret track on an Adam Sandler cd from the 90s.

gustavprom wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 8:03 am

Krev wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 9:24 am Despite numerous atrocities by Kiedis, I think Flea brought the greatest lyrical suck. How did this make it onto a major label album?

This is like a secret track on an Adam Sandler cd from the 90s.

I guess both fall into the "failed comedy album" category.

Fucking awful

Krev wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 4:00 pm

gustavprom wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 8:03 am

Krev wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 9:24 am Despite numerous atrocities by Kiedis, I think Flea brought the greatest lyrical suck. How did this make it onto a major label album?

This is like a secret track on an Adam Sandler cd from the 90s.

I guess both fall into the "failed comedy album" category.

I still chuckle at Sandler's "they're all gonna laugh at you" bit.

I think this one wins:

Wood Goblin wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 9:50 am Oops, I meant to post that in the “Do Your Best Beastie Boys Stanza” thread. Mods, can you move it?

AdRock: I like my meatball sub with extra mozza-
Beasties: RELLA!
MCA: Sneak it into the matinee of Barba-
Beasties: RELLA!
Mike D: Eat my chili cheese
Beasties: FRIES!
AdRock: With a fork and
Beasties: KNIFE!
MCA: So I don't make a
Beasties: MESS!
Mike D: And I still look nice!

Charlie D wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 4:06 pm

Wood Goblin wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 9:50 am Oops, I meant to post that in the “Do Your Best Beastie Boys Stanza” thread. Mods, can you move it?

AdRock: I like my meatball sub with extra mozza-
Beasties: RELLA!
MCA: Sneak it into the matinee of Barba-
Beasties: RELLA!
Mike D: Eat my chili cheese
Beasties: FRIES!
AdRock: With a fork and
Beasties: KNIFE!
MCA: So I don't make a
Beasties: MESS!
Mike D: And I still look nice!

AdRock: WWWeeellllll, goin to the dentist for my six month
Beasties: CHECK UP
MCA: Pullin out bits of fries and
Beasties: CATSUP
Mike D: Your mom's lasagna
AdRock: And your girlfriend, Tonya
MCA: Not fuckin with Nancy
Mike D: Because her knee don't wanna

Beastie Boys were fully in on the joke; they seemed to be in competition to see who could get the goofiest rhymes in. I don't think you can satirise the Beastie Boys for that.

Mister Supercaliforniasexyliciousfrangipani on the other hand, seems to be quite sincere in trying to convey the deep spiritual journey he goes on when he bones women of different ethnicities.

gustavprom wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 8:03 am

Krev wrote: Fri Jun 02, 2023 9:24 am Despite numerous atrocities by Kiedis, I think Flea brought the greatest lyrical suck. How did this make it onto a major label album?

This is like a secret track on an Adam Sandler cd from the 90s.

Thanks, I've had this in my head all afternoon.

Anthony Flack wrote: Fri Sep 22, 2023 5:14 pm Beastie Boys were fully in on the joke; they seemed to be in competition to see who could get the goofiest rhymes in. I don't think you can satirise the Beastie Boys for that.

Yeah but coming up with joke B-Boys rhymes is really fun.

Coming up with joke RHCP rhymes is just "little dick little dick let me tell ya bout my big dick CALIFORNIA!!"