Re: Dumb Desires
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 4:35 pm
I guess technically we could fit a king size bed in our room, but then I'd have to get in and out of the bed via the closet. Stupid 110 year old houses!
I guess technically we could fit a king size bed in our room, but then I'd have to get in and out of the bed via the closet. Stupid 110 year old houses!
Do you follow this Flickr account? -- https://www.flickr.com/photos/seattlemunicipalarchives/. You might see your house (and a lot of odd social events involving City Light employees).tallchris wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2024 4:35 pmI guess technically we could fit a king size bed in our room, but then I'd have to get in and out of the bed via the closet. Stupid 110 year old houses!
DaveA wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2024 3:21 pmCome to think of it, he also has the face of a man who would shop for mail-order brides. In between eyeing up jet skis on Craigslist.LuciousSandwich wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2024 2:25 pmDaveA wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2024 11:55 am
Love how they keep showing that photo--elsewhere--of dude sporting a shit-eating grin. He totally looks like a guy who would do something like that and have no ethical misgivings about it.
It's one thing to fake your own death to collect a bogus insurance claim, or evade the law if it's closing in on you. It's another if you're just like "Fuck all y'all, I'm outta here!"
Frankenheimer's Seconds is of course a damn good movie, excellent Rock Hudson performance, good James Wong Howe cinematography, though it's way more sinister in scope and has darker implications than Wisconsin kayak bro "dying" under suspect circumstances so he can eff off to Europe.
".....communication with a woman from Uzbekistan."
Assuming there's an actual woman involved, I hope she's not someone who does this for a living and reacts badly when a guy actually shows up in person.
Never said he was some kind of mensch or stand-up guy!
And re-reading all this, he did take out an insurance policy, so this is absurdly typical stuff, aside from the photo they keep using with him sporting a devious grin.
I'm mean, sure, it might be sophomoric to make silly assumptions about a stranger who keeps popping up in the news, based in part on his funny grin, but this is all textbook stuff. Pretty cut and dry. He would've made things harder for the authorities if he hadn't taken out that policy. The very first thing cops will ask themselves if someone dies or goes missing is "Who benefits from this?" Then they look into life insurance policies or who will collect an inheritance and so on. If there's anything there, that usually leads them straight to whomever's responsible. This is so common as to be nauseating, you'd think no one would try it, but people still do, every day.LuciousSandwich wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2024 9:44 pmDaveA wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2024 3:21 pmCome to think of it, he also has the face of a man who would shop for mail-order brides. In between eyeing up jet skis on Craigslist.LuciousSandwich wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2024 2:25 pm
".....communication with a woman from Uzbekistan."
Assuming there's an actual woman involved, I hope she's not someone who does this for a living and reacts badly when a guy actually shows up in person.
Never said he was some kind of mensch or stand-up guy!
And re-reading all this, he did take out an insurance policy, so this is absurdly typical stuff, aside from the photo they keep using with him sporting a devious grin.
He's back!
https://abcnews.go.com/US/kayaker-faked ... =116674098
"Borgwardt did reveal to authorities how he faked his death.
"He stashed an e-bike near the boat launch. He paddled his kayak in a child-sized floating boat out into the lake. He overturned the kayak and dumped his phone in the lake," the sheriff said at a news conference in November. "He paddled the inflatable boat to shore and got on his e-bike and rode through the night to Madison, [Wisconsin]. In Madison, he boarded a bus and went to Detroit, and then the Canadian border."
Borgwardt said the Canadian Border Patrol was "suspicious" that he didn't have a driver’s license or flight itinerary with him, but "ultimately, they allowed him to continue," according to the complaint.
At the airport in Toronto, Borgwardt said he bought a flight to Paris. "
Me too. I have nowhere to put a pickup truck. I have nowhere to put the things I would put in a pickup truck. I scoped the Ford Maverick recently, which is the modern version of the old Ranger and Tacoma. They just seem so convenient.penningtron wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2024 10:54 am Sometimes I want a pickup truck. Not an obnoxious don't tread on me thing, but old school Toyota sized truck. Then I could acquire a bunch of dumb stuff from CL and estate sales.