A friend of mine had a different take on the Dirty Deeds song as well. He thought it was:

Dirty Deef and the Thunder Chiefs.

"Take a load of fanny" in The Band's The Weight.

It's a song wrecker. But I didn't like it that much anyway so it's okay.

The Pixies-"Gigantic"

Titanic, Titanic, Titanic, a big big boat


my friend used to irritate me with that one all the time

Whitesnake's 'is this love' (at least i think it was them).

"is this lunch, that i'm eating?
is this the lunch, that i've been starving for?"

I had a friend that would always change "Wish you were here" By Pink Floyd.

The Original Line was: "Do you think you could tell, Heaven from Hell"
His Version was: "Do you think you could tell, My cock from a whale"

Makes me laugh everytime

Surfrider wrote:Whitesnake's 'is this love' (at least i think it was them).

"is this lunch, that i'm eating?
is this the lunch, that i've been starving for?"

Me and my "better half" do this all the time; that is, replace any instance of the lyric "love" with "lunch." To wit, "Feel like making lunch."

Also, me and some buddies replaced all instances of first person pronouns with "Hulk." Funniest example comes courtesy of my pal Mike Hall, a true Renaissance man:

To the tune of "I Against I" by the Bad Brains.

"Hulk against Hulk against Hulk against Hulk against Hulk ughh!.

My girlfren thought that Bob Pollard was singing "Coz I've got/Loads of skin" in Bulldog Skin, so I often sing that.

My default setting is to replace every sentence in the song with some reference to poo, wee, and wiping your bum. I've done it for years and I've really mastered it; it's quite a skill once you get into it. I can do it to any song.

First song off the top of my head right now is I Only Wanna Be With You:

I don't know what it is that makes me wipe my bum
I only know I never want to do a wee
Coz I did a poo poo and wiped my bum
I never knew that I could do a big brown poo
I did a big brown poo-oo
And now I wanna wipe my bum.



The thing is, it makes me laugh every single time I do it, without fail, because it's so childish.

If'n you think that's wild, try this:

Next time you're at a Chinese restaurant, read the fortune from your fortune cookie out loud, but, get this, say "in bed" at the end of it. You get some crazy fortunes that way, let me tell you. Last time we had "girls' night out" we did this, and we couldn't stop laughing, because it all sounded so naughty!

Bonnie Raitt's "Let's Give 'em Something to Talk About" should be co-opted by a prominent fast food chain for an ad, as follows: "Let's Get 'em Something from Taco Bell." You'll never hear the song the same way again (if you have to hear it at all)....