Please Kenny: A Neil Young version of "Greensleeves"

jb: an axel rose version of "white christmas"
jw: a bob dillon version of "danny boy"

now kenny: getting the itis after a slab of ribs

brian wrote:now kenny: getting the itis after a slab of ribs

JB. Darius Kasparaitis getting slabbed in the ribs. ?
JW. Blood brothers back in 5th grade. ?

Johnnyshape wrote:phone, parents, whacking it, etc.

JB. Having someone there to clean up so you can take the call.
JW. Parents are in the hotel room next to you, want to know if your walls have "squeaky rats" in them, too.

Feel free to Kenny:
Getting seduced by your teacher.

The Kenny: Getting seduced by your teacher.
Just Better: The teacher has ready access to drugs and booze.
Just Worse: Finding out the teacher has already seduced yr best friend, but, horny little bastard that you are, you get busy with her anyway.

Now Kenny: The Chicago Chop House on W. Ontario.

the kenny = burt bacharach
just better = norman fell
just worse = john costa (mister rogers' musical director)


the kenny = ikea
just better = target
just worse = queer eye for the straight guy


now kenny these:

- the theme song from the A-Team

- absolute silence between you and your barber as he cuts your hair

kenny - the theme song from the A-Team

just better - the theme song the Dukes of Hazard
just worse - the theme from The Fall Guy

kenny - absolute silence between you and your barber as he cuts your hair

just better - your barber telling you about his crazy barber adventures
just worse - the barber telling you how pissed he is his boyfriend won't suck him off like he used to

a kenny : playing miniature golf with your cousins

toomanyhelicopters wrote:kenny: playing miniature golf with your cousins

Kenny: Playing miniature golf with your cousins
Just Better: Playing bocce with your friends at Cody's on Paulina in Chicago (Bonus points for there being a White Sox game on the television)
Just Worse: Building and successfully launching a model rocket that, on its descent, is carried away by the wind and lost to you
Way Worse: Frolf, any form

Now You Kenny: Hearing a record that you've never heard before, telling a person whom you respect that "this record sucks", and then being told that you have just listened to the new and secretly recorded Slint LP

Now You Kenny: Hearing a record that you've never heard before, telling a person whom you respect that "this record sucks", and then being told that you have just listened to the new and secretly recorded Slint LP

DEAR GOD, NO! doude, don't even joke like that!

Kenny : what he said

Just Better : Hearing a record you've never heard before, telling a person you respect that "this record sucks", and then being told that it's the new and secretly recorded Sebadoh album

Just Worse : Hearing a record you've never heard before, telling a person you respect that "this record sucks", and then being told that it's *his* band's new album, and he wrote all the songs over the course of the past ten years.


and a new for the kennying :

Having your basement flood and the only thing that gets destroyed is the shell of the kick drum, a nice 70's ludwig 24-incher.

the kenny = having your basement flood and the only thing that gets destroyed is the shell of the kick drum, a nice 70's ludwig 24-incher

just better = a curable case of athlete's foot
just worse = your pet turtle dies


please kenny:

- swimming through a "warm" spot in a public pool

- swimming through a "warm" spot in a public pool

j.b. single hair in restaurant food (not short and curly)

j.w. falling down into some dog crap after a particularly vicious FOLF throw

kenny:

jaco pastorius

tmidgett wrote:jaco pastorius

Musicianship/Artistry:
Just Better: Bernard Edwards
Just Worse: Omar Hakim

Life Story:
Just Better: John Frusciante
Just Worse: Layne Staley

Please kenny: A 1955 Mercedes 300 SL