lemur68 wrote:

Ace wrote:Monkeys would probably be cuter, but they'd be dirtier. Perhaps I could get a robot to serve my food, while the monkey works an organ grinder for entertainment.

You saying robots can't be cute?

well eff me I eat my words!

That is one cute robot!

All you people who voted for 'robot' have forgotten something. The thing is with robot butlers is that they always have to be fitted with high-powered red lasers in the eye sockets for cutting and slicing, so that all other limbs and appendages can be free to work.

You know, you can keep their software updated and everything, but... they've always got those lasers in there. Most people forget that.

I can't.

Ace wrote:Monkeys would probably be cuter, but they'd be dirtier. Perhaps I could get a robot to serve my food, while the monkey works an organ grinder for entertainment.

What a wonderful solution!

Still, if I had to choose one, I would go with robot butler. They come in way more colors.

I'm thinking the best of both worlds would be robot monket butler.

If his power is low, he'd inform you by pooping out rusty nuts and bolts and letting out a tinny shriek as he throws them at you.

You can give him a brown bag with some batteries. That's lunch.

Either that or the chick from Small Wonder. I saw a recent picture of her, she grew up to be kinda hot.

Actually...thinking about it further...screw both options.

Ventreliquist Dummy, that's what you want.

johnnyshape wrote:All you people who voted for 'robot' have forgotten something. The thing is with robot butlers is that they always have to be fitted with high-powered red lasers in the eye sockets for cutting and slicing, so that all other limbs and appendages can be free to work.

You know, you can keep their software updated and everything, but... they've always got those lasers in there. Most people forget that.

I can't.

A monkey will bite your balls off.

Rotten Tanx wrote:And monkey butlers? Remember Homer's monkey helper? Pray for Mojo

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Shit, this is like the Fugazi vs TJL thread...

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:Actually...thinking about it further...screw both options.
Ventreliquist Dummy, that's what you want.

I think that's a bad choice. Those dudes are usually very cynical and throw nasty remarks at everyone. I like that quality in my friends, but not in my butler!

Can I have a mini monkey butler?