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Marsupialized wrote:
I don't give a fuck WHY she's naked or if it's good for her self esteem....I just like naked punk girls. I like to imagine a big pile of naked punk girls in my living room. All chicks are loopy to begin with anyway, so whatever.

Can I vote for this dude for board president?

I live with 3 of my best friends ever. They are all female. They also all have tatoos and are all very attractive. One of them is my girlfreind. Two of them (my girlfreind included) are in my band. They are no more loopy than any dudes I know. Less so often.

n.c. wrote:I live with 3 of my best friends ever. They are all female. They also all have tatoos and are all very attractive. One of them is my girlfreind. Two of them (my girlfreind included) are in my band. They are no more loopy than any dudes I know. Less so often.

You must know some really loony dudes because women, in general are unstable emotional lunatics and everyone knows it. It's part of what makes them so fucking irresistible to us.
I sat around with several guy friends, just a few nights ago and the question was raised 'How many perfectly normal well adjusted females do you know?' Amongst the 5 of us, we came up with zero....every time someone would say a name "Oh Christina, she's normal....oh wait, remember when she freaked out in the mall and cried and screamed for 3 hours for no reason?" "Uh, Amy is....oh wait, she stabbed her old boyfriend remember?" "Lucy is...no, she shoplifts constantly..." "Mary? Cuts herself" "Adrianne? Eating disorder" "Sarah? Cokehead"

First and foremost, masturbation is one of the most excellent pasttimes in existence, and with the creation of the Internet, we'll never be in short supply.

Secondly, Suicide Girls... I don't want to burn any bridges here because I'd still be down for the easy money, but a lot of those "models" are really not that attractive, and I have issues with anyone who will hire that (low)caliber of female and not me (but maybe I don't have enough metal in my face and tattoos to qualify). Some of them are wonderful, such as Apnea who's actually a somewhat legitimate model, but many strike me as the kind of girls who would work at a strip club but wouldn't be able to get the tips because they don't have the right look.

But that's enough of my angry prostitute rambling.

neur0vanity wrote:First and foremost, masturbation is one of the most excellent pasttimes in existence, and with the creation of the Internet, we'll never be in short supply.

Secondly, Suicide Girls... I don't want to burn any bridges here because I'd still be down for the easy money, but a lot of those "models" are really not that attractive, and I have issues with anyone who will hire that (low)caliber of female and not me (but maybe I don't have enough metal in my face and tattoos to qualify). Some of them are wonderful, such as Apnea who's actually a somewhat legitimate model, but many strike me as the kind of girls who would work at a strip club but wouldn't be able to get the tips because they don't have the right look.

But that's enough of my angry prostitute rambling.

May I use that rambling line?

girlfriend: "You need to start working out again, you are getting fat"
Me: "That's enough of your angry prostitute rambling!"

Are you an angry prostitute?

I never considered that prostitutes may use the internet.

I've got a lot of thinking to do.

Marsupialized wrote:May I use that rambling line?

girlfriend: "You need to start working out again, you are getting fat"
Me: "That's enough of your angry prostitute rambling!"

I want everyone to use the "angry prostitute" rambling line, especially if you have a crappy 9-to-5 job.

"Boss, I know I've fucking up lately, but it's just been really hard. My kid's on suspension from school, my wife left me because I spent our life savings on this stripper named Neur0 Vanity, my mom and dad hate me, I just want to kill myself, I had to pick up this second job as a gigalo because you won't give me that raise, and I can't only take so many cocks in my ass before I just, like, fucking EXPLODE, man. But, uh, that's enough of my angry prostitute rambling."

Feel free to develop it and make it your own.

Rotten Tanx wrote:Are you an angry prostitute?

Not yet, but I feel that with the proper motivation, I could be. Call me.

neur0vanity wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:May I use that rambling line?

girlfriend: "You need to start working out again, you are getting fat"
Me: "That's enough of your angry prostitute rambling!"

I want everyone to use the "angry prostitute" rambling line, especially if you have a crappy 9-to-5 job.

"Boss, I know I've fucking up lately, but it's just been really hard. My kid's on suspension from school, my wife left me because I spent our life savings on this stripper named Neur0 Vanity, my mom and dad hate me, I just want to kill myself, I had to pick up this second job as a gigalo because you won't give me that raise, and I can't only take so many cocks in my ass before I just, like, fucking EXPLODE, man. But, uh, that's enough of my angry prostitute rambling."

Feel free to develop it and make it your own.

I hearby give mad props, as the brothers say, to this Neu0 Vanity character. Gold stickers all around.

Whatever it was that I just said in this post, I hereby delete it, because it made me sound like a drunken fool, which I am.

But, yeah, thanks.

neur0vanity wrote:Whatever it was that I just said in this post, I hereby delete it, because it made me sound like a drunken fool, which I am.

But, yeah, thanks.

Oh come now, that's just the angry prostitute in you rambling again...